Favorite Sketch?
Mine has to be the Motorcycle Mama's skit
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MovieChat Forums > The Whitest Kids U'Know (2007) Discussion > Favorite Sketch?
Thumb up his butt accidental non-suicide. Awesome!
shareWater balloons!
sharethe opus, probably. it has soooo many hilarious lines.
"we can't have christmas because daddy took his dick out on mount everest and a diamond theif took pictures of it!"
the opus was the worst. Season 2 had a lot of bombs. Loved "NAILLLLL GUNNNN", and Race war, and Lincoln getting hammered in the ass, and about laughed myself out of oxygen from the punk show with the hippy taking a dump.
shareslow jerk! & the stripper one where she says she'll staple her hands for $100 haaaaaahahahaaa
sharewhat will you do for 75 cents?
eat it
eat what?
the money
For starters:
Abe Lincoln
Pimp Pun Disaster
Hunting Accident
Baby Skull seeking bullet
You're peeing on my Leg
Opposite day Lawyer
Fight Club
JFK assasination spoof
Trevor Talks to kids - conspiracy theories
Boss counter-sniper business deal
The Dating Game
Cowboy water balloons
Asian prostitute business meeting
Abe Lincoln
Mountain of Chairs
Motorcyle Mama
Sexy Fawn
Weird The Stripper
Call of Duty
Slow Jerk
Line Leader
John Hancock
Pizza Bagel
iPod Shuffle.
Cubicle Guy
*She must really hate strobe lights..*
Slow Jerk
The Never Song
Cubical Boss
Abe Lincoln
Space Potatoes
Dinosaur Rap
Elephant Balls
Happy Birthday
How To Have A Perfect Relationship
The Outsiders - 10/10
Bride Wars - 6.5/10
He's Just Not That Into You - 6/10
Coraline - 8/10
I really like the classroom sketch.
Tommy: Hey, there's even a fridge! You could put six packs of be - soda in here.
How to Have a Perfect Relationship. Best Part--"Son of a Bitch Harold, you got the DIET EGG NOG AGAIN!!"
Classroom Sketch. Best Part---Timmy's impression of his mom dying.
Popcorn Factory Sketch. Best Part---All of it.
Trent Reznor. Best Part---All of It
Opus. Best Part.---"people like YOU, think that the devil is just some stow away on Paul Simon's tour bus, travlin' from state to state, eatin' teddy grams and when people are asleep, spittin' 'em in their ears!"
Fairy of Womanhood. Best Part---When you see the fairy get knocked into Sam and blood spills on the floor.
Telekenisis. Best part. The ending
and my absolute favorite...Call of Duty!
I WASN'T EVEN THERE!
WELL CALEBS A LIAR!!
Last movie in theaters: Watchmen-10/10
Last movie seen on DVD: Magnolia-9/10
GALLON OF PCP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shareMy absolute favourite is the sketch with the two actors and their director keeps telling them to be "happier with your mouth open". OMG I could barely breathe after I watched that one :)
We all die at the end
Without a doubt Abe Lincoln.
"Now you *beep* up!"
What Really Happened to Abe Lincoln
"Oh my God, Hamlet, there's a *beep* vampire!"
Abe: "What? What? What? What? What? Hey!!"
Dan: "What?"
Abe: "What!"
And The Cowboy Water Balloons.
Luke, you really gotta stop trying to be my friend, or I'm gonna have to kill you.
"Where you going skinny? What you doing, you fat piece of ****?"
"Listen to the woman, John, calm down! calm down! caalm down!!"
The Abe Lincoln skit is so bizarre, the first time I saw it I thought it was stupid, but the next few times it is utter comedic genius. EVERYTHING about it is hilarious.
"I will go check the tower, so that no vampires get into our - home base"
"Yes! check the tower!"
"OHMY GOD! I just saw a ******* vampire and it bit me in the ******* neck! ******"
"Oh no!! my poor Othello! I must avenge you! I will rid the vampire curse from this fair town - and drive a wooden stake through their hearts, all this for you, my fair Othello!"
"OH NO!! OH NO!! I CAN'T WATCH THIS! HAMLET!! TURN AROUND!! HE TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE!! I CAN'T WATCH THIS!!"
"Which one of ya'll dead ******uckers just said that ***t??"
if i can pull from out of of the show it self i have to say time travle saw it on youtube and i got to say so F@#king funny or one from the show whale jumping out of its tail
I know my spelling sucks so get over it
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