Best Line


Just saw this last night, and rolled on the floor laughing in certain areas, and not in others. I hated the Andy Dick licking thing...it was only funny once, or even twice, but not the rest of the time. Anyway....

My favorite line was George Takei's final line, a parting shot, *beep* you, and the horse you rode in on!!! Thank you very much!"

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Or Wm Shatner: "No Takei, you may not suck my dick!"
Lisa L: "Andy Dick is so gay, you can stick a Popsicle's in his ass and he'll tell you what flavor they are".

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Lisa Lampanelli's line, "I'm not saying Andy Dick is gay, but I will say he's been known to guess the flavor of a popsicle just by sitting on it" is from the Pamela Anderson Roast, not Shatner's.



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Mr. Shatner has starred in some amazing shows, TJ Hooker was not one of them. What a piece of crap. I tried to TiVo TJ Hooker but my TiVo suggested that I punch myself in the qunt!

THAT was the best line of the night. did u see the reactions of the other roasters? i'm sure there was a spit take. loved it! but yes george's horse line was good too.

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I agree, that was hard core. hilarious.

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