why are you so sweaty?


when he says "i was watching COPS" i always assumed it had to do with the show being intense and wild and entertaining, therefore making him sweat.

the other day, some jackass tries to tell me "no, it's because Brennan is such a badass and badasses sweat when they see cops because they are usually up to no good."

isn't that pretty goddamn stupid? i think i'm right, but if anyone else has input, i would be curious.

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I thought as you did.

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I think it's pretty obvious it was the nature of the show, not him being scared of cops. I've always liked that line, and it's made funnier by the fact that Dale didn't seem to think it was a weird thing to say.

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Except COPS doesn't come on til 4!!

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That "jackass" was making a joke and it went over your head.

Besides, if he's such a badass why would a cop make him sweat?

None of that makes any sense.

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hahaha virgin.

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He's sweaty because he was *beep* with the drum set. He was lying to Dale.

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no sh!t sherlock.

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You are correct. That other jackass is an idiot.


"Your petty vengeance fetish will have to do withOUT Mr. Groin!"

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