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You know you've been playing Splinter Cell too much when...


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You know you've been playing Splinter Cell too much when you wait around corners for your friends, put them in an armbar and judo chop them in the neck.

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... when you start to notice the lightbulbs or neon tubes in your environment and wonder how the OCP can disable them...

"Photography is truth. Cinema is truth 24 times per second."

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nightriding_zombie:

... when you start to notice the lightbulbs or neon tubes in your environment and wonder how the OCP can disable them...

I sometimes look at lights and wonder if a bullet would be able to take it out >_>


...When you insist that the only way to carry your PDA is to duct tape it to your arm.

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...when you're caught by your Mother searching for presents and your first thought is to load from the last checkpoint.

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...when you split jump in the corridors at school and jump down on the person in the class that everyone hates.

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When you keep coming up behind your friends and make Sam Fisher's signature stabbing move. Grab them by the shoulder, kick them in the back of the knee, and stab up. Ouch.

Cleaning up the gene pool, one person at a time.

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when you begin to start all conversations with "talk, and i might let you live"

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When at school you don't care if your freinds call you a vampire because you stay in the dark

- IMAO, Banqote

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When u were green glowing things on ur shoulder and back and glowing googles and KNOW ONE NOTICES
MAIN CHARACTERS HAVE TO DIE

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When you are putting the rubbish in the bin round the back of the house at night and go to put your night vision goggles on to help you see... which my mate did haha.

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When you impliment the Commando roll into your life while doing everyday things.

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when you see people in your way and think: Sticky Shocker, Air Foil, or Neck Break?

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when you expect to hear someone to yell "INTRUDER ALERT" over the school PA after the morning bell rings

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When you know you will be receiving a midterm in the mail because you are getting an "F" in algebra class you put down "intercept bad progress report from parents" as an objective on your "opsat" a.k.a. your palm pilot.

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I run up walls and over if there's no ceiling.

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i have laughed out loud at every reply here because i have thought of everyone of those, a favourite being crouching low and silently creeping up on people... thats as far as i have got thou because any further action=jail!!

i do however put my back to the wall and peek round corners, you know, in case i get shot and ahve to restart... is this still the real world?

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...you see three round lights in a triangle emerge from the darkness and you suddenly become very afraid.

“What do you mean you don't fly to Biblical allegories?”

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Definately when you see Bulbs on streets and wanna shoot em.

When you stand in Balcony and wonder how would it be to Jump from 3 floor

When you are in train and you come to the Idea to climb up on the roof of it, Staring the EXIT of the Train nonstop.




\**Forgive me F@ther, for I h@ve sinnend, I keep h@vin dirty thoughts of M@rk!**/

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When you find your self Bashing doors and smacking the person on the other side.

When you run up from behind someone and punch them in their temple to knock them out.

When you find yourself climbing a water pipe upside down on a 80 story building

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when you hide in the park at night and jump out on the 60yo homeless guy with a BB gun

when you give all your friends a "trust bar" and mark them down when they do something wrong in the friendship!

"one ring to bind them all"

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When every reply you give is "smarmy".

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When you hide from the police at night even if you haven't done anything wrong

When you see someone you immediately strech your finger as if you we're hitting the control key to change weapons

When sunlight starts to burn your eyes when you go out with your girlfriend

When you search the attic for the christmas decorations' box in july just to find three green lightbulbs

When your back hurts too much from walking "silently" all day

"I know where you keep your gun..."

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...when you answer all threats with, "Do you like my new knife? Is it still sharp, I've been using it a lot lately," even when you're just standing there.

You try to hack into every computer you see, even if you only want a door code you already got from the guard who's neck is now facing the wrong way.

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SEAL YOUR COMMENT. LMAO. Yeah that is definately a good argument, YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYIN TOMUCH SPLINTER CELL.


Yes Sir! I @m @ Wom@n @nd you @re History!

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When you seem to continuously be rolling from doorway to doorway, to avoid being seen.

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You seriously consider becoming a Navy SEAL and later work for the CIA, and then the NSA.

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well actually....

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When you get a new security cameras at work, and within 5 seconds you show your boss how to enter the office and get all around with out being seen.....

He wasnt to happy, and yes I blamed Splinter Cell.

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when every time you see a pipe you wonder if you can move across it using only your hands.

When you find yourself sneaking into and out of restricted areas and steal just for the hell of it.

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I did that in WH smiths the other day, a woman used a code to enter the back room full of boxes, I remembered the code and then put it in myself, just to take a look of course, I didnt steal anything. it was fun though, bit of a rush, when she turned the corner I ran out of the door and commando rolled into the CD area, where I stayed behind a stack until she went the other way

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