Just wondering if anybody had a clip of them singing and dancing on stage, lol. Hands down, the best part of the show!
You failed, Seymour. What is it with you and failure?
loved it too, I'll wait to see if anyone else has it taped...
The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.
Is in youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB6mh3ISsmM
sharethanks!
You failed, Seymour. What is it with you and failure?
Your welcome. =)
shareDo You Have The Lyrics of what they're singing?
shareYup, I found them here... http://www.broadwayworld.tv/viewcolumn.cfm?colid=16305
shareThanks and just a word for that:
LMAO...
“A COMEDIAN AT THE OSCARS”
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Judd Apatow, Adam McKay and Marc Shaiman
Will Ferrell is discovered onstage at a piano, forlorn and mopey.
WILL
A COMEDIAN AT THE OSCARS
THE SADDEST MAN OF ALL
YOUR MOVIES MAY MAKE MILLIONS
BUT YOUR NAME THEY'LL NEVER CALL
I GUESS YOU DON'T LIKE LAUGHTER
AND A SMILE BRINGS YOU DOWN
A COMEDIAN AT THE OSCARS
IS THE SADDEST, BITTEREST, ALCOHOLIC CLOWN
Suddenly, Jack Black emerges from the wings.
WILL (cont’d)
“Jack Black!”
JACK
WHAT DID YOU THINK?
WHEN YOU TOOK OFF YOUR PANTS?
AND YOU RAN AROUND THAT RACETRACK
AND YOU DID THAT SILLY DANCE?
WHAT DID YOU THINK?
WILL
I THOUGHT THEY'D LOVE ME
JACK
WHAT DID YOU THINK?
THAT YOU COULD CHANGE THEIR WICKED GAME?
DID YOU THINK WHEN YOU MADE “ANCHORMAN”
THEY WOULDN'T CALL IT LAME?
WILL
I THOUGHT I'D GET TO HAVE DINNER WITH JEREMY IRONS
JACK
WE MAY NOT WIN TONIGHT
BUT WE SHALL WIN THE ULTIMATE FIGHT
AND I DON'T MEAN THAT AS A METAPHOR,
I MEAN LITERALLY I AM GONNA FIGHT ALL THE NOMINESS
WILL
“That didn't rhyme”
JACK
“Forget it! Leo, you think you can date hot models and win awards? Well I’m gonna elbow you in the larynx.”
WILL
“RYANN GOSSLING you're all hip and now well I’m gonna break your hip right now!”
JACK
“PETER O'TOOLE, all legendary and English. I don't care! I'm gonna beat you down with my MTV Movie Award!”
WILL
“MARK WAHLBERG, uh, I won't mess with you. You actually are kind of a bad ass. Once again, I hope we're cool and you are very talented.”
JACK
“And HELEN MIRREN, you're just hot. What party are you going to?”
Suddenly, John C. Reilly stands up at his seat
JOHN
“Fellas, fellas!”
WILL & JACK
John C. Reilly!!
JOHN
THIS MADNESS MUST STOP
THERE IS NO NEED TO FEAR
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO
JUST LOOK AT MY CAREER!
(to Will) I DIDN'T CRY THE BLUES
(To Jack) I DIDN'T PICK SILLY FIGHTS
I CHOSE TO BE IN BOTH "BOOGIE"
AND"TALLADEGA NIGHTS"!
John hits a big high note and bounds towards the stage
JOHN (cont’d)
AA-AAHHH!!!
DON’T JUST BE CLOWNS
CAUSE THEN YOU’RE JUST BORES
MIX IT UP
AND OSCAR SHALL BE YOURS!!!!
JACK
“He's right! I'm going to re-read that script about the guy who gets lead poisoning and tries to sue a major corporation! There's not a laugh in there!”
WILL
“And I'm going to take that project about the guy with no arms or legs who teaches gangbangers Hamlet!”
JOHN
"Now you're talking!"
WILL
I'M GOING TO LOSE FORTY POUNDS
TO PLAY RALPH NADER!!!
JACK
I'M GOING TO DO THAT GAY COAL MINER FILM
WITH JAMES SPADER!!!
WILL
“I love him!”
ALL
SO ANTHONY HOPKINS YOU CAN LAUGH
BUT SOMEDAY SOON, YOU'LL SEE
HELEN MIRREN AND AN OSCAR
WILL BE COMING HOME WITH ME!
WITH ME!!
HELEN MIRREN WILL BE COMING HOME WITH ME!!!!
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