this is the worst movie i have ever seen in my life.

OMG!! I know! it was terrible!!!

I definately agree with you there. I seriously started cracking up during Kiss of Love, god...
and that courtroom??? *coughlamecough*

terrible film. Three thumbs way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way
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that was my opinion

Busta Move!

This movie was really really pathetic..

The last time I remember being through such torture was Jaani Dushman.

It seemed like I was getting stabbed with a needle every 5 minutes. God help me.. I need some Panadol now!!

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I disagree. I almost didn't see this movie because of all of the bad reviews, but I finally got around to it and was glad I did.I've seen some really awful hindi films (har dil jo pyar karega, hum tumhare hai sanam, dhoom 2) and I thought that this movie was fantastic.It was entertaining the whole way through and I did not feel the length of it at all like you do with some movies. I love Amitabh Bachchan and Tabu and so I saw Cheeni Kum recently because it got pretty good reviews but that movie was so slow and very boring at times, the character of and end situation involving Sexy were ridiculous. With JBJ there was never a dull moment.

Clearly this isn't the genre of intelligent/witty dialogue so why even expect a script any different than this? There are some super popular films that have terrible (super cheesy and cliche) dialogue (almost everything of karan johar), much worse than JBJ and everyone loves those films.
I also wanted to address this alleged "diana dodi" joke. everyone is writing about how offensive it was when in my perspective it wasn't a joke at all, they were just unnecessarily mentioned/incorporated in the story. but then again, i'm not a hindi speaker so perhaps something was lost in the sub-titles.
I'm mexican-american and I took a Chilean and Filipino friend to see this with me and they both loved it.
We didn't go in expecting much but were pleasantly surprised at the level of entertainment and the extravagant production values which unlike many hindi films, looked like it came from 2007 rather than 1992. I give it a 10 because it was thoroughly entertaining.