Things I've Learned From Watching Reservation Road
1. When you take pictures of a Saudi diplomat's car you get pulled over by several policeman with their guns drawn ready to fire.
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1. When you take pictures of a Saudi diplomat's car you get pulled over by several policeman with their guns drawn ready to fire.
2. Your lawyer is a likely suspect if you are ever a victim of a crime
3. It's always best, whether to pee or release fireflies, to wait until you get home.
~*~I told ya I was trouble. You know that I'm no good.~*~
People only say Shindig in the movies
share1. When you take pictures of a Saudi diplomat's car you get pulled over by several policeman with their guns drawn ready to fire.
2. Your lawyer is a likely suspect if you are ever a victim of a crime
3. It's always best, whether to pee or release fireflies, to wait until you get home.
4. A man who is holding a gun, ready to kill you for killing his son, will be considerate of your son's feelings and let him get up in the middle of the night to pee.
Ex wives just don't get that baseball games CAN go into extra innings....
sharethe ex wife's new husband/boyfriend always seems to be a real dolt, wimp, or tool, and of very little contribution to the movie whatsoever.
share6. There is a large police station, a good sized school, a college, but only one law office in small towns in Connecticut.
7. Die hard Red Sox fans in bad movies don't react appropriately to winning game 3 of the World Series in St. Louis. Afterall, it had only been 85+ years since the last time the Red Sox won the series.....why get emotional?
You imploring others to love Jesus 100% makes me feel sick
I can't think of any but wanted to let you posters know that these were really funny.
"The only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind."
U2
Oooow---I thought of one:
... that older homes don't have first floor bathrooms.
How else would Ethan have been able to sneak into Luke's room and see the photo?
"The only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind."
U2
The 2nd husband of a hot woman is always some wimp that has no interest in sports.
shareGreat one!
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8. If you're a kid whose head just struck a dashboard, you'd rather suffer than put a bag of frozen peas on your eye. Peas are apparently "uncool".
9. Gas station attendants can be rude as hell when you ask where the washer fluid is.
10. Upon confronting the person who killed your son, your acting will go from bad to worse.
11. Hanging out on the Internet is more important than paying attention to your family.
12. Bird sh!t will corrode the finish on a new car.
13. Moral of the movie: Put the damn cell phone down and watch the road.
14. If a man speaks in the middle of the forest...
15. Feeling guilty of committing vehicular manslaughter will make you want to go jogging.
16. "Let's all take a step back" is a friendly way of saying, "I'm a chicken sh!t who's afraid to fight".
17. People actually still use the word "shindig".
18. In the midst of tragedy, have sex.
19. If your husband is unable to concentrate while having sex because he's still thinking about his dead son, ask him anyway, "Is it me?"
20. Women let go of memories faster and easier than men do (my exes are living proof).
21. Diplomats have the world wrapped around their finger, now don't they?
22. Groveling at the feet of your ex-wife only reinforces how pathetic you really are.
23. School talent shows only last about 10 minutes.
24. Had Josh lived, he would have been super-heroic.
25. Don't hide your SUV in the garage without letting it sit in the driveway in plain sight for 8 hours first.
26. If your boss catches you sneaking into your office, pretend you didn't hear him call your name, even if there's only three people in the entire building.
27. If you made a client wait for you for 40 minutes, asking if she lost weight is usually a bad idea.
28. There's no justice in the court system; only the law.
29. When you finally gain the courage to confess your crime, all the cops at the station will be "too busy".
30. Being "too busy" at a Connecticut police station involves having to actually put down your cup of coffee.
31. You can spread out in comfort in the trunk of a Volvo.
32. Apologies are always too little, too late.
33. When you're on Joaquin's computer and you're talking to someone, you can see what they're typing as they're typing it.
share34. Their dog didn't have much screen time.
shareHa, I never thought of that, lots of movies are guilty of this one...
When you get up in the morning, how do you decide what shade of black to wear? (Shallow Grave)