Mike's best quote - Strutter (2006) Discussion

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[–] SPaS 17 years ago

Why are divorces so expensive for the man? - Coz they're *beep* WORTH IT!

(Mike's response to a guy who asked if he's a c*cksucker because he sometimes videotapes himself doing stupid stunts)
The fact that you didn't send the tape makes you a worthless *beep* pr*ck licker!

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[–] DeadlyAvenger85 17 years ago

We hear he his making a good recovery,but i am afraid they will have to ampultate is F#*KING Mullet

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[–] nev1612 17 years ago

When he's talking about the Richard Ashcroft music video...

"Richard Ashcroft once sang a song called 'the drugs don't work'. That's funny because the *beep* singer tablets are working *beep* treat!!!"

Ha ha Quality!!

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[–] itzandy 17 years ago

What would you do if someones choking?

Pull your C ock outa their mouth!

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[–] halfmanhalfelephant 16 years ago

THIS IS DEFINATELY THE BEST ONE

(talking about the tandoori he ate)
hey i dont mind taking a p*ss after a meal, but not out of my *beep* A*S

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[–] hippoman 16 years ago

Oh, Christ! That's great.

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[–] amf9086 16 years ago

no no no, this is a good one, not nessecarily coz it hilarious, jus his delivery, the way he says it is amazin!!! in reference to the "freaky russian kid" who is magnetic... "i can guess wot type ov music he's into... jazz (sumat like that), you fote i woz gonna say heavy metal didnt you, well go *beep* yourself!!! LMAO

Preston North End F.C (1880-Present)

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[–] MickyBurger 16 years ago

The group suit! And the cursing characty and his dad's death!

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[–] ionutz_ct 16 years ago

http://youtube.com/profile_videos?user=Mickey89898989&p=r

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[–] sean_murphy18 16 years ago

'we check out the girl with a muff like a goths jumper'

im what willis was talkin' bout'.

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[–] benkippin 16 years ago

(when talking about the guy with the plastic doll obsession)

'this guy likes taking his girlfriend out for a drive. but he better not turn the heating on, cos she'd f###ing melt!'

go p##s on a pigmy!

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[–] Sickboy_4ever 15 years ago

We're not fockers who climb, but climbers who fock

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[–] zzibggib 15 years ago

Actually, Robert De Niro stomps a guy like that in Goodfellas...but that`s not the point :)) The point is that Strutter rules: "If your seriously offended, my advice to you is simple: GO FINGER *beep* YOUR SISTER`S FUFU!!!!!!!"

It`s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum! And I`m all outta gum!

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[–] VictorianSquid 15 years ago

The Charlotte Church bit made me howl,about her "spending a lot of time in her native Wales in a little place called and I hope I pronounce this correctly...THE F00KIN PUB"

"God put you here to test my faith,dude"-BILL HICKS

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[–] Nriks 9 years ago

"My cock's glowing red hot enough without some chick from Chernobyl grinding her fizzy foo-foo on the bastard"

When stuffing the bag of "sheep guts" in the face of a "greedy bastard" - "Bon-apa-fvckin-teet ass hole!"

"While you're busy reading the rag, the broads'll be reading the riot act to some poor bastard who ain't done fvckin' diddly!!"

"Some hot honey is giving you the come-on, but leaves you stiff and stupid when her mutt boyfriend arrives to break up the fvckin' party!"

Introducing the video "When Animals Get Stiff" with the tagline "more stiff animals than a fvckin' pet cemetery!"

"Because a thankless task, doesn't have to be a wankless task"

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[–] Nriks 9 years ago

I forgot my absolute favorite...

When being told Spain has the same hygene standards as the rest of the EU:

"That's fvcking bull sh!t Polly and you know it! Spain has the worst lavatories in Europe. They got that grease proof toilet paper, where you can't get no fvcking purchase (turns to camera) YOU CAN'T GET NO FVCKING PURCHASE (back to Polly) it's like trying to wipe your ass with a fvcking mouse matt!!"

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