Make your Own ITEM!


Make your own item with its own powers!! Be as creative as you want...but you only get ONE item to make!

Lester Boneyfish -- A small, plushy fish that causes small girls to scream when thrown into The Room. Also causes small girls to invent revolting names for their stuffed animals.

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The CuffLink. Creates a deadzone for broadcast information (tv, radio, cellphone, etc...) in a 1 mile area. When placed inside the wristwatch, It also hardboils all eggs within a mile.

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You do know that the cufflink is an item right? It lowers blood pressure

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The lucky rabbit's foot - turns you into the BeastMaster.

Uses:
1. When pointed at an animal, will make the animal completely devoted to you and will obey all your commands, whether spoken or thought.
2. When pointed at a person, that person will be attacked by any and all animals within a mile radius.

Hazards:
- Possibly acquiring too many pets and couldn't take care of them all. You can't reverse the effects without losing the foot, so unwanted animals would be so distraught they would suicide if abandoned.
- Animals would likely obey your commands with a very literal interpretation, so the user would have to firmly govern their thoughts and words to avoid unintended consequences.
- You might inadvertently subject someone innocent to an animal attack, and the animals would also be subject to being euthanized due to attacking a human.
- Most people wouldn't even think about things like germs or insects, which would also be affected by the rabbit's foot. This would cause complications.
-You couldn't point the foot at yourself, because the animals you've acquired are completely devoted to protecting you, and it would be impossible for any of them to harm you. The animals would always keep you from harming yourself in any way. So the foot would never allow itself to be pointed at you unless you lose possession of it.
-If you do lose possession of the rabbit's foot, all animals you have acquired will immediately attack you.

Because of these hazards, the rabbit's foot has only ever had one owner, and he's an old geezer who lives out in the Mojave desert and never sees anyone except the assorted foxes, crows, lizards, snakes, etc. he's collected over the years. He has never used it to harm anyone. However, in the scenario I envision, he dies of old age along with all his pets, and the foot just lies there in the desert for unknown years before it's found by a bunch of dune buggy-ing teenagers. Hilarious hijinks ensue.

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The diaper....it gives you the super-power of explosive/projectile diarrhea!

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The Hoodie (sweater with a hood).

When worn causes everyone to forget who you are, and likewise, when taken off, causes people not to recognize you as the hoodie person.

Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.

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The Notebook

Whatever you write in it comes true, it can never be filled, and if you write someone's name in it and scratch it out, they will die within 30 min. of anything from a heart attack to murder, but you have to know their real name and what they look like cause otherwise anyone with the same name would die by mistake.

Tonee

The greatest thought that comes to the mind of man: 'someone cares'

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Tonee- thats like deathnote...

The Glove- all elements in one glove. (ex. fire, ice, electric, water, earth...)

To activate: you have to say something relating to the element for it to work..
(ex. FREEZE!!! *shoots out ice*, or FLAME ON *shoots out fire*, Static Shock *shoots out electric* and so on...)


Ratchett: [sniffing] The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.

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Yeah, it sort of is, but you can do more than just kill people with it, you can enslave them to do what you want them to do too.

Tonee

The greatest thought that comes to the mind of man: 'someone cares'

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The shoe horn, allows increased running speed for a brief time...

combine with the shoe from the vault (ie put on the shoe using the shoe horn) and you get to hevoer...

although, when you wear the wristwatch it just sinks you three foot into the ground...

immaturity and your life is alot like wine, the older it gets, the more it costs you

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The Toothpaste, that allows you to travel outside of your body anywhere in a mile radius when squeezed. If combined with the wrist watch it shifts the weather...

This can be as random as you want, nice :)

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The crucifix. Turns water into wine.

BTW, most of the objects proposed so far are too powerful, they would not fit into the movie.

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The Cologne

Will make the person who wears it fall madly in love with you.

Tonee

The greatest thought that comes to the mind of man: 'someone cares'

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LOOOOL Death Note? from the anime? eheheheheeheh

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Yes, I love that show! However The Notebook is a little different. You don't just kill people with it.

Tonee

The greatest thought that comes to the mind of man: 'someone cares'

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this scares me
imagine if i were to right my parents names (for them to {EXAMPLE} uhh.. to allow us to travel to any desired location..) later i change my mind and accidentally scribble their name O.O i would never ever want to use that notebook because if i make one tiny mistake i would accidentally kill my loved ones....

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You just described the Gray Fox Mask from oblivion lol

"Spared No Expense!"-John Hammond

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The Hipflask. When you drink from it it enables you to sing like Frank Sinatra.

The Casino Chip: whatever number you place it on on the roulette table comes up.

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?" - Oddball, Kelly's Heroes

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Toothpick - makes old bread become freshly baked again :) when stuck into it

"He say you Blade Runner." "Tell him I´m eating."

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A bar of soap that produces episodes of The Lost Room :D

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A dollar bill that, quite ironically, instantly sanitizes your hands and heals you of minor ailments. Combined with the comb, it lowers your age (only physically) and combined with the nailfile, it reverses coma. Combined with the glasses, it cleans your body of any and all ailments and deformities, except those that you've had from birth.

"Do you know what your sin is, Mal?"
"...I'm a fan of all seven."

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Television--lets you see what anyone is doing anywhere at anytime...as long as you know what their face looks like and can imagine it in your head.

(It's seen on the miniseries, but I don't think it was removed from the room.)

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I'm not a Burtonite or a Nolan fanboy. I'm a Batman fan.

I believe in Harvey Dent.

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The Dildo - the user becomes gay. Its powers only work on men.

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The Condom - whoever it touches becomes straight. It is one of most feared objects, especially among the homosexual population.

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My 16-year-old daughter came up with this one. The Bible can bring anyone back to life, but only one at a time. So, if you have one person you've brought to life and bring someone else back, the first person dies again.

"You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him, mate. Trust me." Captain Jack Sparrow

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THE RUG!
allows you to magically make dirt dissapear from the bottom of your shoes.

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MOVIE POSTER

(a poster of an ambiguous 80's disco movie nobody has managed to identify)

Turns the wall it is being attached to into a library. It often contains books and other media (movies, audio cds) related to the present situation of the poster's keeper. Sometimes it contains very weird and rare items. It could contain lost or destroyed media as well. If you remove the poster (standing now behind the bookshelves, which are nailed to the wall, which makes it rather difficult to remove), all shelves & media vanish. If you had photocopied or simply copied something from one of those books, when you remove the poster the information will still be there, only the pages will be mirrored. If you had read something from those books, you will only remember it in the reversed order of ideas (you would have to write it down to make sense out of it). However if you had read or copied a book (or something else) which has been destroyed in the normal world, it is said that the timeline will change when you remove the poster (starting with the moment the item had been destroyed in real life) and another possible world will become actual (only things unaffected by the change being the Room and the Objects). Nobody is aware of such an event ever taking place, but then again if it happened, nobody would know about it.

Dave Jenkins. Calder Benson. Jim Cooper. Chuck Youngblood.

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The toilet Seat Band, or sash, that reads "Sanitized For Your Protection".

People would let you cut in front of them in lines.

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The Wedding Ring -- When twisted counterclockwise while being worn, the wearer can pass through solid matter for fifteen seconds.

Water (from the bathroom sink) -- When put into a car's gas tank, it fuels the car permanently. Great with gas prices the way they are nowadays.

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