Bullies
If a fat kid with pubes for hair on his head was to talk like a perv in high school, "my back is located on my dick" or what ever he said, I would bully the *beep* out of the kid. These kids seem like total punks, now I understand why bullying is such a big problem. I would make his life a living hell and I don't even condone bullying.
State champ in martial arts, trained with firearms, I eFF'n dare you!