Things I learned from a Mighty Heart (spoilers)
* If you're held hostage by non-Arabic speaking Islamic extremists, but then they bring in some guys who do speak Arabic, you know you are royally 'effed'.
* All Indians living in Pakistan are spies.....
* All Jewish/American journalists in Pakistan work for the Mossad or the CIA.
(In all seriousness this was a heartbreaking movie)