Looks like utter crap


Snipes has the presence of a tree stump. Without a director that can keep a boot up his butt to get some energy out of him, he looks like he just shows up, says his lines, collects his check and goes home. Look, everybody wants to be Eastwood but not everybody should try it. None of the trailers make me wanna see this and I love cheap and cheesy shoot-em-ups. Disappoint.

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Yes agreed also keep zombies out of westerns it doesn't work!

*Mental note to self* research all films before you download

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You are correct sir. It is utter crap (although this did not come from an utter)it came from a little higher and a little more to the rear, from that balloon knot under the tail. I am pretty sure Snipes' paycheck was based on the syllables he avoided "uttering". I'm gonna stop now.

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Cows do not have utters, they have udders.

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I stand corrected. Though I hope the intended jest wasn't lost b/c of two consonants. It was just bad enough a joke to make the mistake almost a double entendre or ironic, unless you pronounce a hard, voiceless, alveolar stop for every "t" you say. Thanks for the anatomy/vocabulary lesson.

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Lmao, you actually thought you were being clever. Then you got owned. Now THAT was hilarious!

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Yeah. You're reported, stalker.

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"Lmao, you actually thought you were being clever. Then you got owned. Now THAT was hilarious!"




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SUPER OWNED. He goes on for like half a paragraph then gets put back in his place with one line. It still makes me giggle. So much so that I made a little meme out of screen captures and posted it around the internet, lol.

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