favorite quote?
i'm not sure i'm quoting directly, but some of the things he says are absolutely hilarious:
For instance, on tulips
'...like an open invitation for all the bugs and bees to come and screw me. I think flowers should be forbidden to children.'
or (on Hitchcock's Birds)
'I am thinking right now exactly what Melanie Daniels was thinking: I want to *beep* Mitch.'
------"Are you an American? I'm not an American, i'm a nymphomaniac"------