Agree with that list. Hell give it to Pixar or Dreamworks, It would give them a project that would be a way for them to really push thier comfort zone of kids/family movies.
This was just so bad though. and I dont expect a LA version would be any better, given the way the studio would do it would be a recast of "Twilight" and some pop starlets.
I love it when a hollywood gets ahold of a great idea and start to analise it. You can almost see the mental midgets sitting around a table fleshing the idea out.
Studo guy 1: "Hey how about a new fantasy movie. My kid just finished reading a Dragons and Dungeons book, he thought it would make a great movie, he just wants us to try and get Jessica Simpson for a part, he wants to meet her".
Studio Guy 2: "Dragons and Dungeons? they still make that? Cool well try it animated first. See what kind of response it gets. Once they get the script done well outsource it to - insert new india animation company name here- I ow a favor to the guy that runs it anyway, besides if Dragons and Dungeons, only kids are interested in that."
Studio guy 3: "Well lets start planning a LA movie with the cast of "twilight" that movie made us a freaking boatload of cash. and Uwe Boll hasnt been busy latley, I'd say Bay, but you know him, if he cant have crap exploding then hes not interested in it."
Studio guy 1: "Hey I think my son said something about exploding bodies? would that be enough for Michael?"
Studio guy 2 & 3: "I bet it would, maybe we can get him to put the decpticon emblem on a shield?"
And before anyone answers, yes that is sarcasm........
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