Unlikely story

Ha! Are you people fricking kidding me? Unlikely???

Have you seen the news lately, read the newspaper, read CNN, etc. online? There's stuff happening everyday that's at least as 'unlikely' if not 10x more unlikely.

Remember, fact is always waaay weirder than fiction. Always.

Let's find a quick example (or three) shall we:

1. CNN: Mayors, rabbis arrested in corruption probe.
2. BBC: A celebration of cucumbers, the sport of ice bowling, lots of Santas and the naked cowboy running for mayor.
3. MSNBC: Hospital defends secretly deporting patient.

See?