Some corker lines in there that were reminiscent of Barry McKenzie though probably funnier. I liked, 'there's a smell in there that will out last religion'.
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I loved the dog and cricket ball line. I laughed so hard I cried and my sides hurt.
It really is full of good lines, but they don't seem forced. Kenny just seems like a genuinely good guy with a humourous turn of phrase.
when they are trying to get the guy who was chained to the toilets out, kenny says something along the lines of "and the worst thing was that ____ was there" and they cut to the guy's face and he just looks terrified.
shareToo many!! When he went to visit his Mum and "clean her Marble cubby house" and said that from the back she looked "like a fridge with a head on it"!
shareI liked "I'm just relaxing....and ah....letting it go."
share...busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad...
shareas silly as a bum full of smarties ... Or Shmarties as he says it LOl
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BEST MOVIE OF 06
Kenny on marraige - "Why don't you cut out the middle man, find someone you hate and buy them a house".
shareLooking at the US steak: "Look at the size of that thing! No wonder there's no more dinosaurs left!"
Truth be told, there were far too many to remember. :)
From Kenny's dad" Your nothing but a glorified turd-burglar!"
I agree-- too many to remember. Great movie
"I don't do it for the glory"
shareOr something like that. Very funny!
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-Donnie Darko
cleaning out a blocked loo....
"someone with a 2 inch ass trying to $*%& into a 1 inch pipe..."
lolololol
Geez, his old man was funny.
Might not be the funniest line, but I laughed hardest at:
"The f@#%ing race has started."
Something like (right at the end of the credits) I've often wondered how my life would be different if poo smelt nice. Like pot pouri. Whenever anyone asked to use your toilet you'd be like - sure go ahead last time you were over here it smelt beautiful like lavender. But it doesn't smell like lavender it smells like sh*t.
Kenny best Australian movie since the Castle
Kenny: I think I'm at my limit. No bloke should have to be set on fire trying to save one of these s***ters. (Or something like that.)
shareKenny *beep* all over the castle (no pun intended)
shareI think the one when he was on about the kids at the raves on a "waccy baccy" and "disco biscuits" and that they were "crazier than a clowns cock" - absolute belter.
Why cant more aussie TV and film comedy be like this - aussies dont do sophistication or "clever clever" stuff very well like the poms but they do basic down to earth stuff like this fantastically - stick to what you know and what you are !
when it snows and he says "ohh, isnt that nice.. good on em" and then later when hes leaving jacqui on their first date he mutters to himself.. "shes a nice girl.. good on 'er"
sharethe origin of the word sh!t
*beep* - Store High In Transit
...classic
Before seeing this film I was told this fictional history of the origin of *beep*
Hearing it for the first time made me laugh even harder because the person who told me it's origin was SERIOUS!
Too many great lines to recall "the best" but the a couple that stood out were
"smell that's going to outlast religion" and THEN he goes back to work with his co-worker still gabbing!
Did anyone else like the line that "hell! It's 85% water!" when he was trying to convince the college temp to fish the ring out of the toilet? ... Gotta hurry up and grab it before it floats to the bottom!! eeeeooooo!
Laughed my head off!
'Look at that. What kind of curry has this bloke been eating?'
shareLol, that was my favourite line too!
"I wouldn't pay 10 bucks to see The Nugget"- Dave O'Neil
Just went to see the film cause it hasnt been out here long in country western vic....bl00dy hilarious!!! Hmmmz fav line...way too hard to pick. "This is the busiest time of year, this is a crazy time, it just goes bonkers. It's as silly as a bum full of smarties" That was good dunno if its been said yet..funnier than the castle by far
shareThere is no one line that makes this film so funny, its Kennys overall character and everything he says that makes it so great. But these ones stood out "theres a smell in here thats probably gunna outlast religeon", "its as silly as a bum full of smarties" (now thats pretty silly!), "thats nice isn't it...good on 'em" (about snow) and "its not until you sit down that people start looking up to you"
sharethis proberbly isnt the funniest but i laughed my ass off when Kenny said "make sure you fill up the toilet block cuz there gonna get a floggin today" or something like that.
share"You have kids. You handled their sh!t for 10 years and didn't get paid for it -
and they sh!t green! Only thing thats supposed to be green, is apples, pears and martians."
"No man should be set on fire trying to save one of his sh!tters"
truely one of the best and funniest films i've seen this year.
Without a doubt the classic line was when describing using the toilet after someone has taken a s*:
"...hit in the face with a Poo Bat"
POO BAT.
And in the church, "Well.. I'm eating my DAILY bread."
I can't remember exactly what he says but I love:
"From the back my mum looked like a fridge with a head on it"
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Kenny's Dad describing the bed pan in the hospital:
"It's like putting a marshmellow into a money box."
loved this movie.
When he's talking about the Greeks telling the future by people's *beep* and then he says "Mind you if they saw some of the things i've seen, the future looks pretty bleak"
shareLoved when he was cleaning "davo was here off the wall...he said something like...This guys claim to fame was writing his name on a *beep* f#$*king muppet!
My karma ran over my dogma!
I was gonna mention that haha that was a great linez:
"Dave waz here" - Thats his claim to fame, He's been to our 5h*tter... What a f|_|cking muppet.
You might know who we are but we KNOW who you are...understand?share
I like that he called the convention "Poo HQ". Very funny film.
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