best line...


you've made your bed, now you're going to have to bang whoever's in it.

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Nice. I particularly liked, "She's been acting like a mental patient for the past 12 hours...and he's still here."

Lots of good one-liners.

*"When life gives you lemons, just say f the lemons and bail."*

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That line is stolen from "Weeds"... "You made your bed, now f@ck in it!!"

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You're all wrong. The best line (and the only one that's laugh-out-loud funny) is Michael Douglas' flawless delivery of "Hand to God, kid, I never felt like you were my son . . until now."

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Subzero288- you got it! I laughed out loud at that one, too. Especially, him taking his glasses off to show his seriousness. Michael Douglas nailed that one.

Another one, In the same scene, when the kid asked "how did you notice her?" and Michael Douglas said "We'll deal w/ reflective surfaces at another time." That was also perfectly executed.

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Oh, "missile shield", I couldn't quite make out what he was saying, but now that makes that whole line another good one. Actually, it's the delivery; he did a nice job in some moments.

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Michael Douglas was hilarious in this

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