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Funniest 2 lines ever!

posted 15 years ago by TheMightiestBoosh
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Man: I have to get the cheese up to 80 degrees, so the best way to do it is put it in your pocket

Narrator: 80 degrees? Thats one hot pair of shorts!

Later on...

Man snaps on a pair of latex gloves

Narrator: Blimey, wheres he planning on sticking his next ingredient??

I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

[–] DeadlyAvenger85 15 years ago

I agree with them lines..laughing my little ass off to them

These Days

[–] TheMightiestBoosh 15 years ago

Just watching CDWM and have another line to add to the list

Old Lady: I have to fry potatoes in oil but sometimes I cheat and use Walker's crisps

Narrator: Ooo you little minx

I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

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[–] rajeshmulan 8 years ago

Dirty womans. LOL

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[–] The_Closet_Erjen 8 years ago

The best line was when that woman had a breakdown when reading out the results (she came last), and attacked the other guests whilst crying and screaming. Shortly after she storms out of the room, Dave Lamb breaks the silence with 'well that went well!'

'And imdb does nothing about it, because they're gay too'