They Must Use A TON Of Makeup For Suzie
I met her at Monstermania a few weekends ago and... Damn! Sadly I don't mean "damn" because she was hot. She was a complete butterface. When she walked in the room I asked the girl I was with "I thought Corey (Feldman) was going to be signing autographs with his wife?" So the girl said to me "Ummm I think that is his wife." She looks absolutely nothing like the woman that was in maxim, playboy or on the that show.
I'm Running This Monkey Farm Now Frankenstein, & I Wanna Know What The *beep* Your Doin With My Time!