From the first episode (101):
Mitchell: "You can't write for somebody else, you'd be cheating on us!"
Jackie: [looks down & gestures to pelvis] "I don't see a ring on this cock."
From the latest episode (204):
[Jackie and Kip are snorting god-knows-what]
Jackie: "I don't know where my body ends and the world begins."
Kip: "I have no moral compass!"
Tara: "It doesn't get any easier, does it?"
Jackie: "No. But luckily, it can get blurrier." [pulls out flask]
short film guy: oh. is this part of the theme or was your film made when they still used vhs?
jackie: yes, it was made in the mideval ages you ungrateful little *beep*
on tonights episode
jackie: well where is she? (her mom)
richard: well jackie, i'll be honest with ya. we had an arguement
jackie: so you killed her?
there was one more that really made me laugh hysterically but i can't think of it!
I need more parts...