"Did you keester the explosives or are they in your carry on?"
"I just got called an old loser in front of my mother"
"Secret's out."
"I know but it still hurts to hear it said out loud."
"I'm not intimidated by smart women"
"But dumb men bother me."
the whole show is ladelled full of great lines. sometimes the deluge is so thick that i can't remember a single one (l.o.l.)
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"Stop encouraging me! You'll only discourage me!"
sharenot a line, but I absolutely love the title to the first season's 8th episode, *beep*
shareFrom the first episode (101):
Mitchell: "You can't write for somebody else, you'd be cheating on us!"
Jackie: [looks down & gestures to pelvis] "I don't see a ring on this cock."
From the latest episode (204):
[Jackie and Kip are snorting god-knows-what]
Jackie: "I don't know where my body ends and the world begins."
Kip: "I have no moral compass!"
Tara: "It doesn't get any easier, does it?"
Jackie: "No. But luckily, it can get blurrier." [pulls out flask]
short film guy: oh. is this part of the theme or was your film made when they still used vhs?
jackie: yes, it was made in the mideval ages you ungrateful little *beep*
on tonights episode
jackie: well where is she? (her mom)
richard: well jackie, i'll be honest with ya. we had an arguement
jackie: so you killed her?
there was one more that really made me laugh hysterically but i can't think of it!
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Last Episode:
Jeanette: "Well, *beep* nuggets!"
jackie: "it's always been about two hags achieving total global domination..."
lars: "honey, don't aim that baby at me! i'm workin' here!"
gregory 091707
season 2, ep 5
"i'm sorry we have to close, we just found out candy has sugar in it."
-jackie
"Gil: what were you doing down there??
jackie: chasing leprechauns, none of you f*#cking business"
"You seem like the kind of gal who bucks society's norms."
"Well if you mean I'm unreliable..."
"Why don't we try some Absinthe?"
...
"What do you want, money? I said I'm in!"
its from season two. it's when jackie meets the gore effects guy and they're trying to write her review of the movie they missed and they start eating cookies.
boyfriend: the taste you grew up with... this doesn't taste like my father's cock!
Jackie: *eats a piece* yes it does.
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JACKIE: "I don't see a ring on this cock" (gestures to her own crotch)
Also, from season 1:
JACKIE: "Clown tits are so gauche" (That's funny even completely out of context!)
S1 Ep 4
re: smores...
"Its just a candy bar on a cracker. Its not like she let you come in her mouth."
From Season One:
Tara: "What, do you wanna be like her and f&ck your way to the top?"
Jackie: "No, everytime I f&ck a guy at work I end up getting fired."
"That's why I don't kiss 'em on the mouth." Dating advice from Jayne Cobb.
From Season Two:
Skyler talking about the Treezus people: they combine the frisson of eco-terrorism and the lethality of christianity.
[Kip takes a toke and motions to Jackie]
Jackie: "Now that's really strong. I feel dizzy my and hands are shaking, my c&nts on backwards."