Hot pockets...


Hot Pockets!

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diarrhea pockets

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God Pock-et!

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"its served boiling lava hot"
"will it burn my mouth?"
"it'll destroy your mouth, everything will taste like rubber for a week" LOL =D

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They recently made the breakfast hot pocket, FINALLY!!!. . .i can't think of a better way to start the day. . .now we can have hot pockets for breakfast, hot pockets for lunch, and be dead by dinner!



P:CE

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"God just talked to me as a burning bush"
"I'm sure he did. Moses, we think YOU'VE been burning some bush"

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i went through a "hot pockets" phase earlier this year & put on around 25 pounds in weight,i've lost it now but was thinking about suing the manufacturers for nearly killing me!

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Good Moorrrniiinnnn!!! You're about to call in sick!

"Flames, on the side of my face, heathing... breathle - , heathing breaths."

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"he's not even saying 'Hot Pockets' anymore....Heaooooott paaaawaaaaahhhheeee!!!!

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"Have you heard about the new 'Hot Pocket' Hot Pocket? It's a Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket! I'm gonna go stick my head in a microwave. HAHT PAHCKAAHH!"

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The best comedic rant, ever.

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"Awe I shouldn't have eaten that. Never do you feel better after eating a hot pocket. You're always like 'ow my back hurts now!'"

I was waiting the entire special to hear this rant, it gets better every time...


"What? Do you wanna just sit around and be wrong?" - Liz Lemon

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*flush pockettttt*

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