I like almost everything Patty says.
My favorite one was :
Patty : You look like someone I went to high school with.
Stainer : What high school? Maybe it was me.
Patty : No, he's in a coma.
Stainer : Who brought the good news bear? Somebody give her some *beep* honey.
LOL
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Kirk: (When he sees Molly's apartment for the first time) Wow, this apartment is a lot like mine, except mine is a complete sh*thole!!!
Love that line!!!
"Love, Friendship & Music"
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Stainer: Hey Kirk, my shift doesn't start for another half-hour, but I was so excited I came early.
Jack: Yeah, and it was weird, he said he was really excited, and so he came early.
Stainer: Yeah. Has that ever happened to you? You're so excited about something that you come early, you know?
Kirk: Jesus Christ Devon, you're Fort Knox over here. Thank you very much.
He couldn't help himself, it just slipped out.
share[paraphrase]:
Are you dying? Do you have a rich benefactor looking to set you up with an insanely hot girl before you go? Like in Great Expectations? Have you ever read that?
Born when she kissed me, died when she left me, lived whilst she loved me
Hands down when Jack shows his shaved penis:
Its a look that says "hey, you can put your mouth here".
Stainer saying this and him asking "Have you read that book?" with that expression was hilarious.
shareSo your ex girlfriend is taking her new boyfriend on vacation with your parents. Jesus I dont know if i should laugh or cry.
If time is not true, what purpose have watchmakers?
When they ask Devon to say the word "f#@$" and he says "no, but I'll write it" lol
Stainer: As soon as you record an album, and it goes platinum, you can push your meat into any human being you want.share
Stainer on the phone to Jack - "Stop the plane."
Jack: "Dude! Done and done."
Not funny per se, but just a great little moment of how strong their group friendship is. When Jack says "Dude!" you think he's going to go into a tirade of how impossible it is for him to stop a plane that's backing up already (which I know in real-life would probably be pretty impossible... not to mention a federal offense in dozens of different ways) but when he says casually "done and done" it's just cool.