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Don't waste your time...

posted 15 years ago by jeffreymkennedy
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I will say that this is one GREAT title for a movie!! How could I resist seeing a film with that kind of temptation? But as it turns out, the title is as good as it gets. EVERYthing about this is just AWFUL!..and not in a good way. I'm certainly not above seeing a "D" movie for fun but this was'nt even that. It was as if the filmmaker was attempting to pull off the cheesiness intentionally and I think that truly "good" bad films do it UNintentionally (see: anything by Russ Meyer).
The video quality, music, ahem..."acting", pace, story line, etc., etc., etc....-terrible. A few of the guys were fairly hot but if eye candy is what you're after you'd be much more satisfied w/ a quick gay porn rental. A few fleeting scenes of a hot guy's ass is not worth wasting approx 2 hours on this.

[–] RodFtLaud 15 years ago

Oh God. It's just baaaaad. If only there was more of a sense of humor about it or really new dialog or something to justify the effort. Something. Anything.

"Hot sun, cool breeze, white horse on the sea, and a big shot of vitamin B in me!"

[–] oddball_oddity-1 13 years ago

There's about 5 minutes there I found genuinely funny- when they're all running from something in the lobby, they give quick exposition, followed by "I need a cigarette", "Oh, but you were doing so well." That was really about it.

Every time I watch a gay movie, I wonder- Why do our movies usually suck?

[–] simpletorecall 12 years ago

Watching it with the mindset of actually finding a bad movie to show off to friends makes it a better watch. "I'm an expert, too... OF JUDO" is up there with "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" in my friend group.