Grasshopper DVD applicants, please read.

The DVD offer is for US residents only (see below for exceptions). And I will only be giving away a few more.

I don't have time or money or anything really to spare, I am only sending these out because you folks have genuine interest in the film. Please consult the other threads for the exact info you need to get one while supplies last which will not be much longer.

I can only do this for a) people in the US who b) are sending me a mailer for their DVD with the correct postage affixed. That is to say, THE AMOUNT OF POSTAGE REQUIRED TO MAIL A DVD. Not one little stamp stuck on there, or none (!).

Please do no ask me how much because I don't know what you are using for a mailer. Smart people will pop a bubble mailer inside a plain brown envelope, you don't need to send boxes as some have. Just use your common sense and check with your PO if in doubt. Please do not email me to ask me what a mailer is or I shall scream. Is it that hard to figure out what a DVD mailer might be?

If you are outside the US (this means you, Canada, UK etc.) or cannot get US postage stamps to put on your mailer, I am sorry but that has to be your problem and not mine. Please work it out with someone else, perhaps, on these boards, or maybe a friend you might have in the US who can get one for you. I will not be responding to these emails any more. I haven't the time, I am not trying to be a dick, I literally haven't the time.

If you sent me a mailer and I received it, that means I put it right back in the post office box with a DVD in it the very same day or next day at the latest. Please, I am not going to get into email exchanges about where it might be or why the PO is taking too long to get it to you. I am not Amazon.com and it is free, after all. And I am not hoarding your post paid envelopes either. Be patient and if you don't see anything in a week or two you can let me know then and maybe you should send me another mailer. That's all I can tell you, I am not the bloody post office either.

Please do not send me emails debating the terms of the FREE DVD I AM GIVING YOU. Sheesh. Or requesting I send you a DVD at my own expense because you live in France or someplace, can't afford the postage (!!!!) or don't know what a DVD mailer is (I swear I am not making these up).

Up till now I have been patiently responding to such emails but from here on out I will only respond to emails from people in the US, who want to send me a mailer with postage on it so I can send them a DVD. I think this is quite plain. All other emails on the subject of DVD requests will be deleted instantly (except those who sent a mailer a couple of weeks ago and haven't got their DVD yet).

Anyway, we hope the film will be on iTunes soon and this will all be moot. In the meantime, if you can deal with the restrictions, the offer of a DVD still stands. If you can't then don't even bother asking.
Thanks
Michael Sheehan