Garth Brooks' failed alter-ego 'Chris Gaines' has an urgent message.
Paging Mr. Nick Cage. It is imperative that you return my hair back to me.
"In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Oooh Policeman Brown, never quite made Officer, why was that Policeman Brown?