So goo drips...(spoilers)

are louder than squeals, screams, noisy shuffles and heavy breathing? I also love the perfectly clean circles around her eyes and her perfectly clean lips. Also, what's up with the glowsticks? Where did they come from and why is she using them to find her way through a well-lit cave system? And what is up with the missing link crap? We all of a sudden lost this Hulk-like/superhuman strength that our most recent ancestors in the evolutionary scale had? And don't even get me started on the whole "female killing the leader of a clearly patriarchal society where no one dares challenge her" crap. I know, I know...suspension of disbelief and all. I get that. Hell most of my movie collection is of the b-z grade variety but I have limits and this film succeeded in passing most of them.

I thought this was supposed to be a better version of the the last shoot. Methinks not. Especially since the last shoot nabbed Jewel Staite and even got Kellan Lutz involved. (Not a fan of his, just saying that since he's involved in the money machine that is Twilight, he wouldn't exactly pick a dvd film just for a quick buck.)

And hell, even with all the b-grade stuff Lance has done, all of it enjoyable in at least some way, not even he could save this with a cameo since he was given so little to do...talk about a waste of good talent.

If this is the best the writers and director can do then they better just give up and join Dante Tomaselli as worst people in film ever. yYa know, people who should be legally banned from owning anything than can make any kind of footage.

There's not even any b-grade or z-grade charm to this flick which is what makes it even worse. There could at least be some "so bad it's good/funny" stuff but nope. All bad.