SPOILERS> 1) This movie was made spoiled and no additional harm can be done.
2) Everything else.
Yeah... I'm in the middle of this movie now. Had to stop. The goofy idea of a... church plot. A (Vatican) hit squad? To hide evidence of the MISSING LINK (Has anybody seriously used that term in the last hundred years?)... The laughable misunderstanding of evolution. The ridiculous "dig". The "locals" who have long known about the whatsis critters... (Who are these locals? Who did they mention a population of human-like primates to? Because, that'd be some news.) The sorta temple altar thingy. Who built that? Were the Carribes doing that before Columbus? And what the hell is the grape-goo? How big is the island to support a breeding population of these arboreal primates, as big as they are? (I'm surprised there are any other surviving animals on the island.) Do they survive on shipwrecked people? Is the Bermuda FUCKING Triangle going to be mentioned? Because, I would not be surprised.
OK...Not merely arboreal... They actually seem capable of flight! Not since the leaping Yeti of whatthefuckever was that awful Yeti movie with the crashed airliner and the cgi Yetis, have I seen anything so ridiculous.
And, I finished it. Bad. Derivative of better movies and bringing nothing of it's own. The makeup is good but not great. The acting is mostly not bad. The music is not bad. It is competently shot and edited... . And not worth the trouble anybody put into it.
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