Worst. Movie. Ever.


I rented this at blockbuster, knowing it'd be a cheesy...but I thought it be a real movie. Not something that was shot with a camcorder and a $768 budget. Probably the worst thing I've seen in my life. I don't understand how people LIKE this movie, other than knowing the guy that made it.

I laughed my ass off though. I know it wasn't meant to be a comedy, but it was so terrible it was funny.

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I love all horror flicks but this the only movie that I didnt watch all the way through.It pains me to say this but I found a horrible horror movie.

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i almost died literally choking on a nacho on the seen where he "chops off" the guy dick throws it50 yards and hits his friend in the face then he looks down and he loks back up and gets an axe in the head..ive never lauged so hard in my adult life

"Um, I was promised an AVP script w/ no aliens, predators, or humans. Get ta crackin bitch"

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That was actually pretty damn Funny....And its not the Worst movie ever...

Get to da Choppa!

Billy, Get me outa dis Hole!

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Mr. Jingles is better than Dark Harvest 3 and Dark Fields. I've been renting these bombs like crazy...a fantastic time! Thumbs up!

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i hope u guys are kidding, but i got the exact same impression as the first guy that posted this topic... it looked like a home movie that had been shot with a camcorder, it was RIDICULOUS! i couldve filmed a better movie than that for my mass media class! esp that part where the cops were shooting the clown... haha it was sooooooooo dumbb

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Dark Harvest 3 is without a doubt 10 times worse than Mr. Jingles....

Get to da Choppa!

Billy, Get me outa dis Hole!

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edwilliams, did you happen to watch the "Making of" on the DVD? It was almost as hilarious as the movie. The best part was the sex scene. lol Oh and the boobs in the window, no body, just the boobs on screen for 15 seconds. lol

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Kinda....I pretty much skip through it...But it was funny, and kinda sad in a way. Hey, if you ever watch Reststop, watch the Home movie extra...That is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Get to da Choppa!

Billy, Get me outa dis Hole!

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There's a "Making of"? My cvopy just comes with trailers. Damn.

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no you guys forget dark harvest 2, its the worst movie of all, i mean dark harvest 3 might be worse than mr jingles, i haven't seen the third one yet but i've seen the first two dark harvests and both time i rented them because i felt like having a good laugh, the same with this, and yes the cops shot mr jingles with cap guns and you could see the guts fall out of the mom's shirt. I'm also told that santa defeats the martians or somethin like that is the worst of all time, i guess they don't even paint all the martians(thats low budget)

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Okay...check out ZOMBIE CULT MASSACRE. Want more? MOTOR HOME MASSACRE. Between those two films, THIS looks Oscar worthy! MOTOR HOME MASSACRE has a good production but the acting is super bad as well as the plot, climax.

"Oh, that. Well, Me-he-co was...a nightmare."

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I was fast forwarding so much, I missed the flying penis, but that's OK. I don't call that entertainment anyway. I call it "lack of imagination".

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This movie is the worst movie I've ever seen. It is sad to see people liking this for any reason. It was so stupid it wasnt even funny, IMO. I made a better movie in 7th grade for a science project. Obviously, the makers of this movie are gonna make a nice profit considering they spent like 200 bucks and 10 hours of time.

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This is not the worst movie ever. I actually thought is was pretty good for a cheap budget. Better than any of you low life hater bitches who sit on your computer all day could do. It was pretty funny and had some pretty good blood. Just imagine how good it could be with some REAL studio magic.

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to those that say this is the worst movie, please please please rent Dark Harvest(which is on demand for some god damned reason!!?!?!?LOL) and Dark Harvest 3.

While Mr. Jingles is uber low budget, IMO it's better than these 2 movies, they are laugh after laugh.

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Dude... has ANYBODY else here seen movies like Night of Horror, A NIght to Dismember, and Mr. Ice Cream Man? They are considerably worse than THIS.

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This was a terrible movie, really bad. I think I could've acted better than these guys. I could have lived with the low budget if you would have gotten some actors that weren't slowly turning into wood during the film.

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Great comment, mattscdl. Beautifully worded. I do have to disagree with the earlier comment that this is the worst film ever because of it's $200 budget. (I only disagree with the budget number part-it has to be less than $200). It's the worst film I've EVER seen, which may be unfair, because it was unwatchable. To the cast and crew...better luck next time.

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Hey, if you guys like bad movies, Check out Rock N Roll Nightmare....Greatest movie of all time. And if you can somehow find the Catman movies, Buy them.....You will be happy you did.

Get to da Choppa!

Billy, Get me outa dis Hole!

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I liked this movie alot. I was ok for a low-b flick. I've seen worse

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