Worst movie ever made?

Anybody who enjoyed this film is probally the most unintelligent person in the world. First things first, never film a movie with a camera phone. Okay, maybe that was taking it a bit far, but not by much. It was obvious that there was a minimum amount of CANON brand cameras to film this movie. It is also apparent that there was small amounts of tripods used. That was only part one of my bashing though.
EFFECTS:
Whoever though dipping socks in red food coloring and pretending it was coming of people is a genuis and made this movie look spectacular. Congrats, those Nikes looked wonderful on the screen. Whoever was in charge of Effects (Probally the Director, cause they was a limited people actually willing to work on this project) SHould be pushed into the street and made fun of... for days.
ACTING:
How many of the actors in this movie tried their hardest, expecting to be nominated for an Oscar? All of them! And they all failed in dire amounts. John Anton gave a hideous performance, but it is obvious he wanted to be taken seriously with his acting. I laughed my way through every scene he partook in.
Wait... the guy who plays Mr. Jingles is a Doctor? He has a PHD??? This is so confusing to me. Dr. Rudy Hatfield will never be able to treat one of his patients again without shamelessly remembering the role he played. Maybe he has a PHD in dentistry, his teeth were disgusting enough to have to work on. Was I expected to believe that the 19 year old girl at the begining was 4 years old? And when 15 years later her appearence changed in no way, was I the only confused and really pissed off?
DIRECTING:
The Director of the film Mr Jingles should be utterly ashamed of himself. He has created the worst movie ever. Perhaps he thought it would be on the same level as "It" or even the Kevin Smith horror flop "Vulgar". Mr Jingles surpassed the amount of suckage in that film by collasal amounts. DId he not understand why this movie was a straight to DVD release. That being said, good job on the DVD cover art. It kind of tricked me into thinking that the movie would be mildly tolerable. It's good to know you passed Photoshop 12. Too bad you failed FIlm Making 9. Dear me, the cat's just shat out the worst movie of all time.