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What do you quote the most from Brian Regan?


I quote his "Can life get better? I submit that it cannot!" from his cd. And my friends and I went out to eat, and we were all sitting there talking, when there was this break in the conversation. So I look at one of my friends (a Brian Regan fan as well) as say..."I walked on the moon." lol he is awesome!

"Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?"
[laughs] "Why?"
-Tommy Boy

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It's hard to say. I love him so much, I'll do bits from his routine for co-workers or new friends that have never heard him and they'll always say oh man I have to check him out. I quote him around my parents or friends all the time. Some people I know just ramble on and on and I lose interest and then they'll say hey what you thinking about and then I'll say "Free Snowcone!!!"

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LOL- that's awesome! My friend called me at 1:30 am this week, and told me she had tickets to go see him, and invited me to go along! I'm so excited! :) YAY! New material!

"Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?"
[laughs] "Why?"
-Tommy Boy

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We should find another activity.



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Like playing in mud?

"Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?"
[laughs] "Why?"
-Tommy Boy

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The big yellow one's the sun!
Love the Regan.

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So I went to see him this weekend, and I realized he doesn't walk around on stage. He kicks his legs alot, or something. Hard to explain, but really funny to watch. :)

"Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?"
[laughs] "Why?"
-Tommy Boy

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me and my friends often say "you stupid, youuuu stupid person"

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"Don't everybody look at me I'm a moron!" lol

I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started to stare at me.

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"The big yellow one is the sun"

"Take Luck!"



Don't spend your life climbing the ladder, only to find that it's leaning on the wrong wall.

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Alright, I want a doughnut and I want frosting ALL over it, and I want sprinkles- but NOT all over it. I just want them scrunched over on the edge- you got anything like that, doughnut lady?
Sure do freshly baked- we saw you pulling in; it's called our sprink smidge for lunatics like you!
lol

I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started to stare at me.

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i am STUFFED TO THE RAFTERS!

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Sorry about your uncle fred, but hey sometimes you end up dead. Did someone plunk 'em in the head, did someone stuff 'em full of lead? Aren't you glad it wasn't you instead? What the- is he trying to be HUMOROUS? LOL

I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started to stare at me.

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I walked into a doughnut shop about 3 years ago and they actually had one of those kind of doughnuts. I don't think they had a name for it though. I couldn't believe it. I always assumed Brian just made that up. I had to call my friend while I was there because he is as big a BR fan as me, and we were both laughing about it. I am sure doughnut lady must have thought I was nuts. Still didn't stop her from ridiculing me by telling me how many doughnuts I had left (out of a dozen) though.


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"If stagnation is the ailment, and change the cure...why does puppetmaster where gloves?"

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ha thats one of my favorite.

my favorite has to be:

He could be swingin a 2x4 at your head "In a moment your going to feel a little bit of pressure"
Lol classic. All his jokes are hilarious so its so hard to pick one.

Or the UPS guys Girth Formula. ..

"You know the Girth is very simple to figure out. You take the weight and you double it by smalelr of the height after you triangulate the hypotenuse from the third side-" Ok good bye!

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Cran-chop!

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Why don't you back off cranberry man? Why don't you just take your sales trophies and take a vacation!

I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started to stare at me.

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You too!

Or, if someone asks me a question I don't know the answer to, I just say Grape!

Sometimes I find my vocal pattern emulating Brian. I have noticed this at least a couple times. I am not actually saying any of his quotes or bits, but I can tell, I am patterning my phrasing and intonation as he would.


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"If stagnation is the ailment, and change the cure...why does puppetmaster where gloves?"

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It's just gonna be a big nightmare. That's our policy.

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lol- can you press it now? Can I come over and press it for you? :D Man- brian regan rocks. I wonder- is he planning on doing anymore DVD's or CD's?

I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started to stare at me.

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I'm sure he'll do more. His type of humor (observational and not blue) will always have a market. It's easy to make certain elements of the population laugh with dirty jokes. It takes a special and unique type of comedian to make people laugh hysterically without 'mature' content. You can count on one hand the number of people out there doing that. Brian is definitely among them.

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Amen to that! I think that's why he's my favorite- becuause he is CLEAN- SO rare these days! That's what everyone says that I talk to that know of him- "He's hilarious and clean!" :)

I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started to stare at me.

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He's the only comedian I can watch with my entire family, mother-in-law and kids included, and not cringe. I appreciate that about him.


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"If stagnation is the ailment, and change the cure...why does puppetmaster where gloves?"

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Yes, but will we all still be alive then? That is the question. It only took about 6 years for this one to finally be released.


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"If stagnation is the ailment, and change the cure...why does puppetmaster where gloves?"

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The name for that doughnut is usually just a chocolate bar(if its long like a bar) or chocolate doughtnut or if its maple, then a maple bar, etc. But yeah- when I first about the doughnut thing, I laughed so hard because I was working in a bakery and I knew exactly what he was talking about, and I had always wondered the same thing.

I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started to stare at me.

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I use the lines;

"Are these my glasses!?!"

"Are you from the future?"

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And they pass...NOW! And they pass....NOW!

I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started to stare at me.

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Have a nice flight... YOU TOO! In case you ever fly someday. Dont anybody look to me, im a moron...

K-A-T...Im outta here...

Where we goin THUNDER?...This machine here works your FLACTOID!...Thats the 'toid im workin on...

What were you thinking there Evil?...Right when I fell off the bike I was thinking, hey did i turn off the iron? Then my leg cracked in half and i thought, maybe i should get a puppy? No wait, i was thinking AHHH!! AHHH!! Yeah thats right, AHHHH!! AHHHH!! Those were my thoughts, I hope i crystalized them for ya...

FREE SNOW CONE!!

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I was driving the other day and I saw this sign that said "Blasting Zone Ahead". Wow. Shouldn't that read "Road Closed"?

I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started to stare at me.

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You know, I can go for a sandwich but a..Im not gonna open TWO JARS...I cant be opening and closing all kinds of JARS... Who KNOWS how many KNIVES!

His comedy is gold because of his delivery. The expressions he makes are perfect and his timing is dead on. Not many like this guy...

Brian, whats the plural for moose?.............MOOSEN!!

It's BrYON!!

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Very true- its funny, when he is onstage he doesn't walk, he struts or saunters or something- its hilarious! :) And he can't seem to stay still- lol.

I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started to stare at me.

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paaancakes....pa-ha-ha-ha-han..cakes

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Merge, everyone merge....I'm only imploding. :)

I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started to stare at me.

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You can see close medium or far away, depending on when you look through the lens

I can't even imagine getting used to that

Is that a fly on my nose? IS THAT A COMET!

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Can you come get me? Yeah, I'll be lying here on the floor, passed out.

I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started to stare at me.

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That's not all. It comes to a point for puncture wounds!

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My friend and I just started quoting him when we were with two of our other friends. We were laughing so hard, and one of my friends told the other "When they start saying things that make them laugh hard, and you don't understand them- they are quoting Brian Regan." :)

I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started to stare at me.

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Oh and uh, no more dairy...No more happiness!!! away with you

:-)

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But you'll still see those people hugging the left rail, going "It's fun to fly." (I love his expression when he says that!) Those are the people you want to watch when they get off..."Something's changed...".

I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started to stare at me.

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Twister was always a fun game, but my older brothers would never let me play. So i put vasoline on the colored circles...left leg-BROKEN!

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...You should've let me play. I said 'please'.

I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started to stare at me.

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Hey, that's my gum!

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"SNOWCONE!"

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What are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!!

Okay you go in!........tell em' your shot!!!

"What doesn't kill us makes us who we are."

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Mine is "Oh, this is your universe, and we just live in it"
(hope that was correctly quoted!)

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