Conan's Opening Monologue
even batter...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmUVKjbCcVM
If you have better things to do, I wonder why you even bothered to write all of this down.
shareTyping the essential parts of the monologue wsan't much of a hassle. Plus, I found it quite entertaining and thought I'd share for other Conan fans who didn't get to see it. The "better things to do" was not bothering with every his segue comments and eact verbage. Not to mention recreating each opening scene, Conan's numerous facial expressions, and the audience's reaction.
shareI thought Conan was great, but did anyone else find it a little annoying that he would do that hollow clap between comments? I really like him but after a while the clapping was a detraction.
share"When you are handed your Emmy don't say "Wow, this is heavy." Of course it's heavy, it contains the shattered dreams of four other people."
The last step of insanity is when you're in denial of your own existence.