Help with joke....
What was the joke that Jeff said when they were just saying their favorite jokes? It was about how this guys mother had to live with him then she went to the hospital? I can't find it anywhere!
sharei remember seeing that part. The doctor said i have some good news and bad news for you. And the guy said lets hear the bad news. All i remember was that the guys said "Oh well whats the bad news"? and the doctor said "Im just kiddin with ya she died". Was that it? Does anybody know where to find that?
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A guy has his mother-in-law staying with him for a few weeks. He comes home one day to find her passed out on the floor so he calls an ambulance. He gets to the hospital and after a few hours the doctor comes up and says, "I've got some good news and bad news."
The guy says, "Well give me the bad news." and the doctor says, "Well, she didn't die but she did fall into a coma for a little while. She came to and is stable but she can't speak. So for the next 20 years or so she'll be communicating by writing on a white board.
"Also, she can't walk so you'll have to help her get around everywhere either by carrying her or pushing her in a wheelchair. And you'll have to feed her her every meal.
"And she also lost all control of her digestion and bowels. Which means that you'll have to stay near her all the time just in case you have to clean up all her 'messes' and what-not."
The guy says, "Gee Doc, that's too bad. So what's the good news?" and the doctor says, "Oh, I'm just kidding with you. She really did die."