Worst Movie Ever


This movie is very painful to watch. The camera work and editing made me seasick. I know I know, that's the effect they were going after. It just doesnt work. There is a reason for the low rating, that I think is generous. The characters don't have any dialog at all, unless you call a bunch of grunts, groans, and moans dialog. I could never identify or have any felling for any of the characters because they werent around long enough for any to develop. The main character girl is a ninny. I don't even know how to spell the sounds she made throughout the movie, not words, how did the writer even compose the script for this movie, she never talked, just a lot of vocal sounds is all, a ninny. She was so annoying, so she was just so scared she couldnt talk. The movie never let anything develop enough to know why she was so scared. The mysterious girl who never says anything. These movies with weak and nimble leading characters make for painful movies to watch. Knowbody is that weak, what utter shock??? I gave this movie a negative rating. Maybe if there was some dialog, some framed up camera shots, and some character development it may have gotten a star or two, that's all. If the writer and directer were going for some sort of art movie or some sort of psychological movie they still failed, who can watch all that jittering around, listen to all those grunts and moans, for people you never get a chance to know, so you just don't care and therefore just don't watch. I actually had to fastforward through parts to to be able to get to the end, that's how bad it was. Good luck with future endeavors.

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With almost 4 Points this movie is overrated in my eyes... I gave it 2, which is almost too much...
It is the truth when I say that I never saw such a bad "horror" movie before.
The cover is the best of the film!

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HAHA, i gave it a 2/10 as well......i guess i was feeling generous! HAHA, a truely bad movie.

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I dont think it was the worst movie ever (bit tired of people using this line),but it was bad & full of holes , The lead was a bumb bitch,everything she did was wrong, I had no sympathy. When she used the cell phone, why did'nt she tell the cops she was on a hill with a cross in the top AND STAY THERE, or nearby .

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I definitely agree about the camera work, editing, and lack of dialog. The camera work being the biggest problem (I'd probably add 2 stars for better camera work). I think this film had potential, and lost out on these points. As for dialog, why didn't either of the lumber jacks speak?!?!?!

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I know that "it is easy to be a general after a battle", but here are some comments:

I would have appreciated the movie more if:

The genre was changed to thriller.

The movie was only partially shot in the woods, with her escaping, going home, and being continually harassed and followed by the antagonist. Of course he would have disposed of her boyfriend`s body in the forrest, never to be found. She should have escaped with the first man in the car, that actually didn`t believe her at first. She would still live in fear, while the guy drew closer.

Good camera work though.



Now here is something more serious:
The killer unintentionally buried her boyfriend in cursed ground, and at the very end, while the killer tries to finally end her, the zombie boyfriend aka Superzombie comes to rescue and kills him. Then there are 2 alternatives: 1. The killer turns into a psycho superzombie and now both of the guys are following her; or 2. The Superzombie boyfriend hugs her, and bites her, or eats her brains. Or even a 3:rd alternative, both zombies (from alternative 1)go out to a pub, mix some brains with vodka eg pour some vodka in the heads of the dead pub owner and one good looking girl. From there I don`t know where to go.

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Hey OP go see more movies.Better yet learn like me and rent a movie for the cover only, there are some real crappy low-budget ones that don't even deserve a minus 1!
There are many more movies that are worse than this garbage. I agree it sucked tho'.
you have now officially lost your mind!

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Now I add this movie to worst horror movie I have seen and will not watch again
heck it isn't with a free watch on fearnet demand

D.H.F.F
Now end of day and Iam the Reaper:Silent hill

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good thing only payed 1.99 for the dvd


Rob Zombie is one of the greatest directors today

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I saw this years ago when it went to dvd, and there was definitly areas it could've improved on. However I didn't dislike it either. I'd actually say it's a solid lower budget effort. There's alot of crap out there that is much, much worse.

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Yeah this was OK, there's way worse films like "Monster"(that awful Asylum rip-off of Cloverfield, which in itself was a mediocre film to begin with IMO)

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I wasn't too thrilled with Cloverfield myself.

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