Has the production values...

...of a 70's Super 8 porno. Unfortunately, the acting isn't near that good. Almost a shame...it seems like there was a story that might have worked.

It's not Ewe Boll bad...equal on every level except at least Shiloh Falls didn't THINK it was good...but it WAS bad enough to make me watch a movie with Val Kilmer and 50 Cent, instead.