List the things you learned from watching Mother of Tears.
Things I've learned from watching Mother of Tears....
1. When someone yells at you over the telephone, instead of hanging up like any sensible human being, you should rip the receiver clean off by the cord. That'll shut 'em up!
2. If someone even remotely stares at you in a bookstore, the first thing you should do is shout "WHATTT!!!!!" at the top of your lungs.
3. When you see the ghost of your long dead mother, telling the person who taught you how to contact your long dead mother to "leave me alone" is a sign of appreciation.
4. After escaping with your life from a perilous situation, start laughing like a maniac.
5. Beware of crazy looking japanese women at the train station.
6. How to kill a witch who is spreading death and destruction in Rome? Easy, just rip off her only piece of clothing.
7. Judging from their wardrobe, all witches work as crack whores during their day jobs.