LITHUANIA


Yes! Man! They were friggin´hilarious! 'We are the winners! Of Eurovision!'
HAHA!
Lithuania 10 points!
Finland 12 points!

(i´m rooting for Finland as every other person in Europe)


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that bald fella dancing was hilarious.

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the looked like they were taking it a bit too seriously. i really didnt get that it was a joke


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That's exactly what made it look soooo funny! That they SEEMED to be serious!!! At first... Then they started doing all sorts of silly stuff in their serious black costumes! That's what the satire is all about!!!

GREAT song!!!! Very original and satirical, far from being rediculous in my opinion... That's why it scored so unexpectedly high!

And don't worry, reports showed that they didn't take it at all seriously. Journalists have reported that while the other participants worked themselves crazy in rehearsals, the LT united group were laying carelessly under the attic sun enjoying their coffee...

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And this is a fairly accurate description by www.eurovision.tv, that sums it all up:

"Six middle-aged, serious-looking men from Lithuania stand on stage dressed in suits, looking like bank managers refusing a loan application. Then, as the song – half nursery rhyme, half football chant – begins, five of the men come to life and throw themselves into the performance, singing, shouting and, in one case, bellowing into a megaphone. “We are the winners of Eurovision!” they say. The sixth man stands motionless for two minutes before springing into action with a frantic dance that has to be seen to be believed. If this was the Eurovision Dance Contest, we’d have the winner right here."

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WOOOO Lithuania were funny!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JEpyDDLpB-I&search=eurovision

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The bald guy was hilarious.

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I never knew Lithuania had such a great sense of humour. They were by far the highlight of the night, and should have won, but alas, the Finnish wierdos in latex prevailed.

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Oh wow, I really really really failed to see the humor. I was really wondering why they were getting votes at all. Not funny. Not at all. And the song was crap aswell. A few years ago Germany should have sent Knorkator... they were funny and the music is good aswell.

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They were an insult to the contest and what the hell is so funny aboput seeing a tw@t dancing like a friggin spastic?

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because he was bald as well! An insult to the contest?!?! Eurovision?? Mr Farty Pants, farting the birdy song wouldn't be an insult to the competition.

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Oh shut up. The contest is still there for some serious performers as well, not all of it is meant as a joke.

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Any serious musician wouldn't dream of entering this drivel. Its a joke. What planet are you on?

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why don`t you take your rude responses somewhere else f ucking c untface, a lot of esc can be silly but some i can see are serious. you are just a rude impatient narrow minded twat with a "it is coz i say so" mentality. just bugger off. why should it for example be any more acceptable to take football more seriously watching overpaid ugly scumbags like rooney?

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Yes, "serious" musicians would only appear on Idol and the mainstream pop charts...

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some other countries have sent serious singers.

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"why don`t you take your rude responses somewhere else f ucking c untface"
The irony of that statement.

These boards aren't just for people to agree with each other. I can say whatever I want. In my opinion, this competition is 20 years past its sell by date. How anyone can take this seriously is beyond me. Mushroom, go and post on the spice girls pages you f ucking loser.

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why post on the spice girls, i hate them and i also hate TATU. lol
i love the stone roses, btw.

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Well you seem to post on Geri Halliwell's, Posh and Mel C's quite a bit.

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only did mel c, like once or twice.

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Ah well thats ok then.............gay boy.

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i am a phucking bummer.

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Any serious musician wouldn't dream of entering this drivel. Its a joke. What planet are you on?


Look mate some of the acts this year (certainly Bosnia and Norway) played their own instruments and seem like serious musicians, you just turn your blind eye because it does not meet your definition of "music". I like a lot of types of music anyway, so it ain`t a joke to all people, YOU are the one being rude questioning what planet we are on. Go cheer on that ugly scumbag c unt Wayne Rooney if that is more your thing. (and I do enjoy football, btw)

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Have you met Wayne Rooney?

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No I have not and nor do I want to meet the obnoxious ugly chav. I have seen enough of him to tell me what a nasty overpaid c unt he is and he is not even the best footballer around.

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How would you know if he is a c unt? You wouldn't.

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mate, i have seen enough of him on the pitch and his antics off the pitch. Put it here, Rooney is an ugly c unt.

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Antic off the pitch?? What are you talking about?

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His thuggish chavvish behaviour, stop taking the p!ss mate and playing oblivious.

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I really haven't a clue what you are talking about, tell me.

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look twat, how are you ignoring facts about rooney? you`re a dick just being oblivious just to wind me up.

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look c untface, what are these facts about him off the pitch? He's passionate on it, that doesn't make him a thug. You're just jealous of him anyway.

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he`s ugly as pig muck. i hate seeing scum like him being rich. he will only abuse it. I enjoy football but hate the way people overrate it and treat it like its the most important thing ever.

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Again, why is he 'scum'? Because he was from a poor family?

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oh FFS ive told u already he is scum coz he is ugly and violent. stop being a wind-up

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Yeah. Being ugly makes you scum. You're so full of *beep*

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Like I really care for the bullsh!t you post.

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Why do you keep replying then?

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Why have you just sent me a message telling me i'm a tw at and to fck off? Why am i tw at? Because i don't prejudge people I haven't met.

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Why should it be "acceptable" for people to get all ultra-serious about football? It`s just a bit of fun and to all the sad tw@ts who cried when England lost -HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Why should it be unacceptable? Why should it be acceptable for sad twats like you to take the eurovision song contest seriously?

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Both should be equal serious/unserious and I never support the England team anyway as I find their play boring and most of the players have such chav WAG lifestyles I prefer the likes of Argentina, Italy and Spain, anyway why don`t you be careful calling euro-fans sad twats, some are very nice and friendly people, so take your double standars somewhere else, you fing rude Irish twat.

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Double standards? How is that? The hypocrisy and irony of your posts is beyond belief. I hope for your sake that you aren't being serious. If you are, god help you.

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whatever, northern twatface. yeah man, like top sorted mad for it, avvin it large or watever.

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Where are you from? Daniel O'Donnell's *beep* Get a life you sad, pathetic waste of sperm.

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WTF has Daniell O`Donnell got to do with this? I know nothing about him, nor care much.

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Sorry but whatever you type is irrelevant because you take the Eurovision Song Contest seriously, and that gives me the moral high ground.

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oh yeah, you having the usual "my opinions are facts" approach. i will stab you to death and rip your cntish face off and that ugly c unt rooney and his minging english chav bird as well, i fcking hate this country.

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You also believe that your opinions are facts as well. At least I'm not a hypocrite.

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no more than me.

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You also desperately need english lessons. Your grammar and sentence structure is appalling.

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oh does it really matter on a silly little message board.

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Well considering what you type is all that people can discern about you, yes.

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you also haven`t explained why it should be more acceptable to get all serious about football and the world cup, either.

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Because people are supporting their fellow countrymen. Not just a bunch of randoms in their club team. It means a lot to people. England haven't won it for forty years, so when we come close, the country comes to a standstill.

But in also in response to your question. Why should anyone get all serious about anything? Its called passion. People have it for different things. Horses for courses. Its not a matter of acceptability.

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at the eurovision people also support their fellow countrymen and women. and often they are better to look at. england are losers anyways who can only accept defeat if it`s against brazil.

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I'm sorry but you cannot compare the world cup with the Eurovision song contest. One is one of the most viewed events in the world, with countries grinding to a halt when their teams play and the other is some crap, eurotrash music event which no one (other than you, and maybe 5 others) take seriously.

Where are you from anyway? Kazachstan?

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several million people watch it anyways as it is fun and brings nations together, tosser. kitsch can be fun so take your closed-mindedness some place else.

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several million people watch it anyways as it is fun and brings nations together, tosser. kitsch can be fun so take your closed-mindedness some place else. I am from GB, actually.

anyway why should countries grind to a halt when their teams play football more than any other sport? football is fun and I like to enjoy it but seeing sad twats cry when their teams get eliminated (and usually in the case of england, it is deserved but the saddo press only accept it if the opponents are brazil) is just as sad as getting serious over camp eurotrash.

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If you conducted a european-wide survey, asking people if they prefered eurovision or the world cup, i think 99.999999999999999% would say the world cup.

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so what? can`t we all just like what we like and not be criticsed for doing so?

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My first post on this thread was:

The bald fella dancing was hilarious.

Your first post was on this thread was:

They were an insult to the contest and what the hell is so funny aboput seeing a tw@t dancing like a friggin spastic?

Who's being critical there?

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my comment was a personal view as well. look, i enjoy the contest every year and i am sick of pretentious critical twats telling us its wrong to enjoy it.

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Are you gay, by any chance?

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BI

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What a massive surprise.

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Why? What`s it to you? Why tut your head at gay or bi people? It`s just a way of life.

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I never did. But you love eurovision. Hence you must be a gaylord.

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How tolerant and open-minded you are. (NB - sarcasm) I`m only half-gay. Straight people enjoy it too, tosser. don`t you think there are some poofters out there who enjoy football. (at least when that ugly Shrek-lookalike Rooney ain`t playing) ;)

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I'm very tolerant and personally couldn't give a toss if you are gay or not. But your love of cheesy crap like eurovision is finally explained. Straight people enjoy what? Gay acts? That makes them not straight. Duh!

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no you`re not tolerant, you call all ESC acts gay not all acts are gay, just go take you fing hatred some place else. and as for calling cheesy crap if that`s personal opinion that is fine but no, yours is a "coz i say so" approach. bugger off.

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Its called having an opinion. You have the same attitude. You said Lithuania were an insult to the contest. Whats the difference between 'coz i say so' and an opinion?? Please tell me.

When i call them 'gay', I don't mean literally gay. Its an expression, meaning crap or 'sad'.

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coz i say so implies that what u say is right and nothing else is. u started being bloody rude, typical northerner of irish descent.

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When did I say 'coz i say so' you stereotyping, racist cuunt?

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