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It could've been much much worst.............. see


It could've been much much worst.


examples of how it could've been worst...

1. They could've had the real reason that the Duke boys live with thier uncle Jesse is because they are military deserters and are hiding from uncle Sam.


2. they could've had made Luke Duke gay(and had a gay sex scene--(inspired by Brokeback Mountain).


3. And then have Bo get Daisy pregnant with an own inbreed Duke child.


4. Uncle Jesse could've been a fringe cult leader, who invents and ministers his own religeon to his btrain washed followers who use his farm as a compound where they all live --(like David Koresh or Jim Jones)


5. They could've painted Rebel flag on top, and 01 on the doors of a 1984 Mercury Cougar and used it for the General Lee instead of a real 1969 Dodge Charger.


The Plot could have centered around Bo getting Daisy pregnant and social services come and take the child away because they live on the same farm/compound as thier Gay cousin Luke, and thier Cult Leader Uncle and his followers. They spend the rest of the movie trying to get custody of thier inbreed child back.

See it really could have been worst.....


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Based on the plot that you suggested, I have some other ideas that could have made this movie worst.

Dont forget that Micheal Jackson, Alice Cooper and Sammy Hagar are members of Uncle Jesse Religeous Cult. And also dont forget that the real reason that Boss hogg hates the Dukes is because Luke Duke slept with Cletus and Enos, but would not sleep with J.D. Hogg. So all of Boss Hoggs anger is really a angry gay love spat. And Luke could prance around in the same type of girlie-bellie showing t-shirts and cut off shorts that Daisy wears.

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The could've had a drag queen contest to see who is the most gay person in hazzard county.

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sure it could have been worse... it could have been the movie. this was stellar compared to the crap movie they tried for foist on the public

"Happiness is a warm gun." The Beatles
"No touching guns." River ~ Firefly

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It would have been worse if anyone other than April Scott had played Daisy.


"Rocky Raccoon checked into his room only to find Gideon's bible." The Beatles
"Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense." River ~ Firefly

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