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Garbage

posted 16 years ago by pstashio
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Let's face it, guys. This movie is going to be another forgettable, sloppy barrage of bad gross out jokes and sex humor. It's ninety minutes to two hours of wasted time and $8-$14 (depending on where you live) that you'll never get back. (and yes, I'm willing to say this without even having seen the film, because they're basically all the same at this point) These movies make Meatballs look like *beep* Citizen Cane. Our culture is in the toilet and most of us either don't notice or don't care. I'm not going to the movies any more. They *beep* suck. I'd rather stay at home and make shadow puppets against the wall. At least I won't have to deal with parking.

[–] florcitarg8 16 years ago

I have to say that i agree with you. Although one of my favorite actors is in the movie ( Zach Levi), i think this movie will suck so much , because the story is weak and senseless and this is the kind of movies that i hate.
But Honestly , in my opinion ,i don't think that the movie can be more boring than the shadow puppets against the wall :)

[–] captain_werewolf 16 years ago

Im guessing this moive is like Waiting, or Van Wilder, or something stupid as hell like that. I totally agree with you florcitarg8. And Zachary Levi is one of my favorite actors ,and i hope to God this movie is good, otherwise they made Zach entitled to such bull *beep*

Willst Du, bis der Tod Euch scheide
treu ihr sein fur alle Tagen?
Nein!
Nein!

[–] Gerlisk 16 years ago

It's actually a very sweet movie that doesn't rely on stupid sex jokes. It's about three life-long friends who band together in support of one of their own, after he gets dumped by his girlfriend on national television. Who doesn't want to beat up Dr. Phil? Zach, Kenan and Fran are great in it. I love armchair filmmakers who condemn a movie before seeing it. Idiots. They should stay home with their sock puppets and shadows.

[–] captain_werewolf 16 years ago

Let me ask you this question. How the hell do you know about this movie so well? Better Yet, how do people see these movies before they are out in theaters?

Willst Du, bis der Tod Euch scheide
treu ihr sein fur alle Tagen?
Nein!
Nein!

[–] lupinlevorace 16 years ago

Let me ask you this question. How the hell do you know about this movie so well? Better Yet, how do people see these movies before they are out in theaters?

Well I can't really talk in Gerlisk's behalf but I shouldn't judge someone that quicky because I have seen that movie even if it's not out yet so... :)

By the way I don't think it's a great movie but it's not that bad actually... :)

PS: Before you ask I work in the industry (post-production) so that why I have seen it already... :)

[–] captain_werewolf 16 years ago

Lucky You. No, seriously. I'm on my way to being in that industry after college. this is my final year in High school

Willst Du, bis der Tod Euch scheide
treu ihr sein fur alle Tagen?
Nein!
Nein!

[–] LeafyGreen 16 years ago

This is why you don't spend any money to watch it. That way you've only lost time you will never get back.

[–] ob_smiff 16 years ago

FYI u get to see most movies before there out at the cinema by downloading torrents,it is illegal but my friend is good enough to supply me with plenty of these pre release movies gratis.(thank you my friend you know who you are! :)

[–] cabinetmaker2368 16 years ago

ob smiff even your friend supplying you the movies you both are breaking the law but I really don't care I came on to comment pstashio, $8-$14 to see this movie depending on where I live? Well dude it's only $3 here so I guess you off on you estimate and prob well off base on your opinion of the movie. If you don't like it don't watch it who cares? I for one don't!!

[–] sadjuk 16 years ago

ROFL. That Pistaccio guy has no clue how fun this movie is. Go watch your ole' History Channel documentaries. Maybe they live up to your puny 3$.. Effin' ignorants. Instead of thinking you waste time of YOUR life watching (in your opinion) a bad movie, why don't you do us all a favor and stop watching movies at all? You'll live to 100 that way ;)

[–] killaaaaah 16 years ago

wieners is a really bad movie! bad bad bad!

and i actually like some of those "road trip college humor" movies, so pls dont think i watched a movie i wud think sux before watchin it. plus i like that guy from chuck so i thought "ok lets watch it"... but this was just bad. after watchin it i thought whether there is a reason to give it a 2/10 but i honestly didnt find one... so i gave it a 1. the only funny thing were the outtakes when the credits were rollin but even there only like 3-4 scenes. not enuff for a 2/10 imho

[–] allaboutkweli 16 years ago

just watched this and although it is not hilarious, it is somewhat funny. i gave it a 6. i tend to rate movies higher than others mostly.

[–] matreya 16 years ago

Yes, you really are quite the film connoisseur. And it's Citizen Kane, not Cane :)

That said, you're probably right, given how pathetic american comedies have become in recent years.

[–] eric-712 16 years ago

Yup - garbage ...3 out of ten.
Watchable but barely.
Some cute chicks kept me from giving it a 2.

[–] faiz2k 15 years ago

one of the worse films i have ever seen. at least all the other teen comedies like American pie road trip etc were actually some what funny. this was not.