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Fellow net nerds, help me please!!!


I want write a book about terrible movies. I'm talking movies that warrant actual genuine serious consideration of that old chestnut, "What the *beep* were they thinking?!!!" Like, real amateur crap. And that's where I need your help.

What is the worst movie of all time to you? If you would like to elaborate why and what this film means to you, go for it. If you have an anecdote to go along with it (first time seeing it, seeing it at a midnight screening, etc.) that's terrific. I want to hear what you have to say. I'm looking for 100 titles.

Basically, this book will be written to you, the internet crowd. Because you're the ones who introduced Shark Attack 3: Megalodon to the world. You're the ones who bumped Snakes on a Plane up to an R-rating, and assisted in increasing its already overflowing camp value. And you are the ones who revel most in the skewering of obscure subject matter.

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Oh, geez. So many movies...

"The Omen" remake remains to this day the only film I have ever walked out of, solely because it is one of the most f_cking boring films I've ever seen. If you were to do a chapter about remakes that totally sucked the soul out of a great original, this would be right there.

However, "Hardball" with Keanu Reeves remains the worst film I've ever seen. I remember just sitting in the theater with my mouth open, totally stunned by the bad acting, the overtly depressing storyline, EVERYTHING.

It edges out "Pluto Nash" just by a nose.

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Oh, there are loads.

The Twilight Saga
The Shining (1980)
Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus
Dark Floors
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Epic Movie

"If you think I wanna *beep* you, you're crazy."
"Really? Then why do you have a boner?"

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Agree with all of them except The Shining, which is easily in my top 25.

Sarcasm: It's What's for Dinner!

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The worst animation EVER:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0830861/

Stupid plot, irritating characters, idiotic plotholes and above all, animation which resembles Dire Straits' music video, Money from Nothing (1985).

You shall check out this piece of crap.


"A voice from behind me reminds me. Spread out your wings you are an angel."

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Chappie was the only movie I have ever walked out on. I even gave it a chance, maybe it gets better. It didn't, just more time went by.

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