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funny lines

posted 17 years ago by pegmoviefan
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My two faves !!!

"What, are you some sort of Mary?" --to Frank for refusing a drink at the Irish wake.

"Nailing chicks is a whole lot easier when youre really really drunk" --guy at AA meeting

Anyone else?

[–] xkenjisanx 17 years ago

Not really a line, more of a scene. When he goes to his first meeting and the guy takes the stand (I forget his name but not important).

"Hi my name is Michael, I'm an alcoholic.
-Hi Michael"

Kingsley's face is just priceless, it just says "What the *beep* in the best way possible. It's even funnier the second time it happens, almost like he's saying "So I didn't just imagine that?"

*Everyone takes something different out of art, don't let anyone else define what you perceive*

[–] JeffLebowski420 17 years ago

couldn't tell ya what the lines were, but where he addressed the large woman after she made her speech. or anytime he described to the groups how he killed people

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[–] fanman-6 17 years ago

right before his date..."you're giving me tremendous confidence here"

[–] errorist 16 years ago

Standing at the table with cookies:

"Is this your first time? "

"I had cookies before.."

[–] cooper_8 16 years ago

"What are you thinking about?"
"My shortcomings.."
"You know, women usually don't even notice."

Best line in the film!

[–] drobinson_69 16 years ago

Do I really look like I wanna go to *beep* Buffalo?

[–] balazsgats 16 years ago

My fav is when BK is asking TL about being pregnant and she answers something like:

"not unless you put something in my eggroll... and then you put the egg...
/cut"

Téa Leoni is priceless. This movie was therapy for me after a *beep* day I had...

[–] clocksnmirrors 16 years ago

That was definitely my favorite line too!

This was her best performance ever!

hercules hercules

[–] kaizer_soze 16 years ago

"What are you thinking about?"
"My shortcomings.."
"You know, women usually don't even notice."

This one's really funny. I remember it but was too involved in the movie to laugh at that time :).
Guess I am now thinking about my shortcomings.

[–] ndmlosi 16 years ago

I really like when he said hello to Doris that one time she brought someone in in the middle of the night. It was so spontaneous and innocent... I dunno, just funny to me somehow.

[–] J_Dilla 16 years ago

"Do you know that my wife, loves youre sausage?"

[–] ruminerpianogrl 15 years ago

Obese girl at AA: "I think the reason why I'd never get full was because I was so empty inside."
Frank: *slams coffee pot*

Frank: "I should tell you something."
Laurel: "You're gay."

Frank: "Are you pregnant?"
Laurel: "Not unless you put something in my eggroll...and then I put the eggroll--"

Never misjudge the most faithful
heart of your beloved. Forever yours, forever mine, forever us.

[–] zurichpoet 14 years ago

"I've had cookies before."

[–] wavemaninawe 13 years ago

Laurel Pearson: Here's to granting others the serenity to change the things you cannot accept.
Tom: And the courage to accept large amounts of change serenely.
Frank Falenczyk: And the wisdom to know the difference.

Also when Frank makes his amends list for all the clusterphukk kills he did while drunk. "I chased the guy outside and shot him in the parking lot... that's not a dignified way to die".

Priests adore prophets, prophets resent priests

[–] piry12 11 years ago

Frank: I work in personnel
Laurel: Hiring?
Frank: Firing more like

Frank: A part of me wants to quit
Tom: What part?
Frank: A part I don't like

Laurel: How do you know they won't tell the police?
Frank : It's Alcoholics Anonymous.
Tom: Somehow I don't really feel that's what they had in mind when they came up with the name, but you never know.

Doris pouring whiskey in a cup before working on a dead body

"If I am working this late, he is not the only one getting embalmed"

Frank (at the funeral home with Doris, looking at a dead body): This is it, isn't it?, no matter what you do,you know, no matter how good you are, you die, then there is no one else around
Doris: Well, he is not exactly washing himself, now, is he? Hey...! get the hell out of here, I don't need you getting all freaky on me in the middle of the night

Roman: I am going to send you to San Francisco
Frank: Why?
Stef: You need a new environment
Frank: What , they don't have beer there?

Tom: That's why at the beginning there is not always room for both the program and women...or men.. for that matter..