The worst acting by good actors I have ever seen
Colin Farrell's accent was appalling. It was like a deaf person imagining what a Londoner might sound like. And how wooden was Ewan McGregor? And another poor accent.
Completely predictable from start to finish. At one stage I thought the woman in the apartment might have been Angela, such was my hope that this movie would get interesting.
I feel like I have had an hour and a half rovbbed. There is no way in a million years that a first time director would get this made.
Has Woody Allen ever been to England? Some of the writing was truly awful. The dialogue was at best, straight out of a 1950s British novel, at worst, from a primary school child's first essay.