song CANNOT FIND!

I CANNOT find a full song listing and I cannot find this one song

the lyrics are:

"hey hey
what day is today
hey hey
it doesn't matter anyway
I'm not in kansas as they say
I'm on a berlin subway train"

yeah. I wrote them down and searched them over and over again, in variations but I could not find it.

Help?


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