The best film in the whole wide world

The one film I would take with me to an eternal isolation has a lousy director, brainless actors, stupid manuscript, laughable SFX's, irritating POV's, crappy score, retarded acting, blotchy colours, and terrible plot line. It is made on a shoestring budget with zero to none production value. It is pretty short, but I've seen it, or parts of it, at least 200 times. This amazing piece of cinematic treasure is to be found on my hard disk, in the folder My Video > My Porn, and is named, simply, "horny.avi".