100 Things I Learned From "Rules of Engagement"

1) Having your wife bring home a lesbian does not play out the way Cinemax has led you to believe.
2) Classy women are like turtles: it's hard to get them on their backs, but when you do, they stay there for a long time.
3) Timmy is actually British. 
4) You can be friends with somebody for years without noticing the color of his eyes.
5) Nobody knows what happens with the day-old muffins.