"YOU ARE BECOMING HYSTERICAL, I'M NOW GOING TO SLAP YOU!!!" Could not stop laughing!!!!
*TysonBoi*
Im only laughing because the cat fell down the stairs!!
I liked, "What sandwich? I don't have any F-ing sandwiches!"
or "you killed the woman upstairs and now you turn up with a head?"
You cant forget Dimitri! "And before I forget, there's also this psycho definite sex-criminal nut-job running around cutting people's heads off! I haven't had a chance to talk to him yet but I'm sure I will later."
Just the way he said it all, I died... it was awesome!
'he's been shot we've got to leave'
'I haven't been shot you idiot'
I'm in the middle of watching it. This is going to be a cult. Also I cracked up when that woman kicked that dying woman as well as that other guy (yuri)
Spoilers.... I don't have a partictuar line I liked best, but everything Peter says in the first half-hour of the film was great. Too bad he got killed off so early in the film, he was my favorite character in it.
shareBoris:
"Moof."
"I was accuse of bullying, cannibalism and homosexual rape. But I was set up!"
are a couple of my faves as well as the one mentioned.
You cant forget Dimitri! "And before I forget, there's also this psycho definite sex-criminal nut-job running around cutting people's heads off! I haven't had a chance to talk to him yet but I'm sure I will later."
When there's no more room in hell, The dead will walk the earth...share
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[quote I did 15 years in the Army etc etc ][/quote] did in fact make me laugh out loud.
The only amusing thing in this tired movie, with its telegraphed well in advance, "jokes" .
LAUGH !
I wondered when I'd start !
About as funny as getting your testicles caught in a mouse trap .
alpha male lol.
shareYeah hilarious, fart jokes, about as funny as the cartoon section of a comic for children aged under 5 years.
Still no one can say that the level of humour didn't match up to the plot level, the scariness level, the acting level and the special effects level.
They were all pathetically low.
Still its a great movie for adults who get scared easily, they can tell their friends that they've been to a horror movie and not feel left out !
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