This is quite possibly the worst film i have ever seen, upon finishing the film i was actually mortified that i had lost 2 hours of my life that i will never get back! ... Don't ever borrow buy or rent this film as you will only be giving in to the drivel that is botched!
Oh n whats with the spikes n disco music????
Care to state why? It is pointless posting "Worst Movie Ever" if you cannot bring up any complaints or concerns that we could possibly discuss. I would really like to hear why you disliked it, because I loved it.
I thought it was like a cross between Saw II, Shaun of the Dead, and Army of Darkness, and just as good as all of them. The humor was restrained, but was still great where it was used. The gore isn't anything new, but is still pretty awesome. The whole situation is laughable itself, trapped in a hotel being stalked by descendants of Ivan the Terrible. It really isn't that scary, but some parts do make you jump out of your seat. I'll admit I have never seen anything by this director or any of these actors, but after watching Botched, I would love to see what else they worked on.
Anyway, I thought it was great, and I give it a 8.6 out of 10.
Jesus Lol'd.
I loved it, too. 10/10 from me. I'm a sucker for black comedies, though.
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the expression 'worst film/movie ever' gets so overused....... how do i know who's telling the truth? lol i've seen much worse, this was actually pretty entertaining dark comedy."Sometimes dead is better..."
shareWithout going into a long spiel about "truth", the phrase "telling the truth", etc., there are no non-personal facts about whether a film is good or bad, great or horrible, the "best ever" or the "worst ever", etc. Rather, that is subjective. So everyone could be being honest in their comments that such and such is "the worst film ever", but it's necessarily to them.
Also keep in mind that that phrase doesn't apparently mean to everyone that there is a single film that's the worst ever and the one they just mentioned is that one. Some people (including my wife, by the way) seem to use that phrase to denote any film that's as bad as they can imagine a film being, so that it's basically equivalent to a "1" rating for them (or "0", or "minus 10", or whatever their lowest score would be).
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it's not the worst film ever in fact it's not that bad. I thought this was a horror/suspense/thriller movie but I was wrong, it was a comedy/very funny movie. I mean seriously? the guy on the thirteenth floor who kills isn't even half as scary as a teletubby.
For runner-up over-used ad nauseam phrase, I submit:
"I lost ___ hours of my life that i will never get back!"
or "I want the ___ hours of my life back.", etc.
The only funny element of this beaten-to-death "joke" is that each wag who posts it on IMDB apparently thinks it is somehow fresh and new because, you know, they typed it in just now. If IMDB implemented a filter algorithm that automatically rejected posts that contained this phrase, that would no doubt amount to several thousand less trite postings a month that we could all do without.
You are not "owed" the time back you spent watching any movie, unless you were physically made to watch it "A Clockwork Orange" style.
Hey! I got me a new IMDB signature line!
If you hated this movie so much, then I would recommend that you stay away from all films that employ dark comedy. I mean really? You were "mortified" by this film? I'd hate for you to ever see "Army of Darkness". God knows what unexplained hatred you would spew on that one. (Though I will say, good use of the word mortified. You really don't see words larger than two or three syllables on message boards...ever.)
I'm just wondering how decent your sense of humor is; I mean, are you trying to tell me that a Russian guy, dressed in viking-esque garb, running down a hallway doing ballet leaps and swinging a mace around ISN'T funny?
Okay, okay, I'll admit that the humor in this film is oftentimes random, and can make little sense...but to me that's the beauty of the whole thing. It's a situation that's ludicrous, bizarre, and yes, at times a little frightening, and in the end you simply cannot help but laugh. That's what the spikes and disco music were supposed to convey, silliness and terror, all in one bit. Some people can appreciate that sort of thing, and some cannot. That's just how it goes.
I would give this film a solid 9/10 without hesitation.
Me too - excellent comedy, Boris was awseome character.
--==RIP R-rated action movies==--
"Notepad" - next exciting Uwe Boll epic
Army of Darkness, Shaun of the Dead etc. have a funny story, good pacing and good actors. This had supposed a dude that looked like Ivan the Terrible chewing the scenery whilst doing a Benny Hill routine in a set of bland grey corridoors filled with subpar actors (come on, Stephen Dorff?). This movie was shouting "look at me, I'm absurd and therefore special" so hard that there was little room for else.
shareNot that bad
shareY'know, pretty much every movie on IMDB has a thread called "Worst Film Ever" or something similar. You stop taking them seriously after a while.
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I used to think worst film ever was subjective and had no meaning. Then I saw "Jesus Christ Serial Rapist"; that film deserves the distinction and I really cannot imagine anyone other than the director thinking it had any value in any form whatsoever. "Botched" is far from the worst film I have ever seen (and I have seen about 15,000)
share"I was actually mortified that i had lost 2 hours of my life that i will never get back!"
Hey feckface! The film is only 90 minutes long.
One should judge a man mainly from his depravities.Virtues can be faked.Depravities are real.Kinski
Truly one of the funniest awful movies that I've seen.
While it starts off as a seemingly serious crime/drama,nothing could be further from the truth-the movie is so over the top, it's hilarious!!
While I am rather surprised that some actors of note-Stephen Dorf & Sean Bean primarily-are involved in this project. I imagine it was a good way to pick up some extra bucks for a film that probably didn't take a lot of time to film.
(While she does appear to be somnambulant at times, I should also mention that the incredibly sexy Jaime Murray-best known to me as Lila Tournay from "Dexter"-plays a rather slinky Russian babe.)
Sean Pertwee...don't get it twisted...
shareto be honest I forgive you for the title of the thread. I can see that with this film there might be a very fine line between terrible and...actually amazing. Still gotta disagree with you though, this film is HILARIOUS haha. Totally not what I was expecting at all. I picked it up whilst browsing through the DVD sales bin of a supermarket the other day, thought it didn't look so bad so picked it up. I just thought it would be your sort of average horror film with a few decent death scenes, but oh boy, as soon as the DVD menu came up I knew there was something not quite right about it...then Peter showed up and his aweful aweful but actually quite hilarious diologue, and then the pious women started killing people, the ridiculous killer jumped out, and Boris farted. And from then on I couldn't contain myself. And the end (spoilers obviously) with the classic line 'there are bodies all over the shop, that is one sick guy!' HAHAHA!!! Brilliant. Not sure who I'd recommend it to though, but it's exactly my kind of humour!
shareThe directing was lazy and there was no flare. A very dull film and in this case the proof is in the pudding. This film flopped and it flopped all by itself.
There was no redeeming features to this rubbish and I felt sorry for the actors.
Whoever said this was hilarious? Your sense of humour is baffling.
This film had very little laughs. The gore wasn't up to scratch and it is not surprising that I picked this up in Pound Land. Yes, this movie cost me £1!
For people who are defending this rubbish... The film cost £1! Why do you think that is? Because the film sucks.
I'm a fan of dark comedy. Hell, I'm a massive Jam fan.
I grew up watching Evil Dead and Bad Taste.
This is not a sleeper hit and I very much doubt it will ever be a cult classic.