"NEVER sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire"
"What's going on? Is this some of interactive theatre art piece?"
"Pools are Perfect for holding water, man"
"One of you is getting their dickhole smashed!"
"If it's prison rules, I'll take the taco"
"That's the last time I let you stab me, Pagoda."
"Hey, little girl! Cherry upsets my stomach!"
"Balls, man!"
"I go to church every damn Sunday, and you gonna bring out the demons in me!...This is my hat now! This is totally my hat!"
"I was...tripping balls...pretty hard."
"Pools are perfect for holding water, man."
"And I am genuinely sorry about the window!"
"You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional."
"I don't even cry, and look at me. You're about to make tears come out of my face...Who am I supposed to build ramps for? Who am I supposed to build ramps for NOW?!"
and then, of course, the cool beans part. lol.
I would rather die than stay away from you.
BABE, WAIT
share"Now I don't want to say that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I want a lawyer!"
"I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit."
"Frank, I'm going to get you better, you old sack of *beep* and then I'm going to uncork the ass beating of a lifetime on you! And you will respect me! Peace!"
America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. -Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936
BOOM!... THERE'S the flavour!!!
Sully, you chode, I owe you a shot in the nuts!
I'm going for a vitamin water, wanna make that dos?
BABE, I GOTTA say whatup to Sully!
Bro, no WAY.
Oh my god who cares!
"You guys, the bathroom here is nuts!"
this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind
This is my hat now!! Totally my hat!!
You're the devil!!
He won't be smiling when I MURDER HIM!!
Where do u get off??
Saying what what way??
*Charmayne*
"Don't you tell me how to run my life ever again."
"Cool beans!"
Feed me a stray cat.
"Have fun being married to SATAN!"
"Have I ever showed you a picture of my dead dad? You gotta see it. He's super dead."
ANCESTORS PROTECT ME!!!! THEY WILL PROTECT YOU!
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Most rewatchable film ever.
Literally anything Ian McShane says is hilarious
"You couldn't beat a drum"
"Take out the trash"
"Well maybe you should've thought of that before you sucked at being a man all your life"
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
"You look pretty." "What?" "I said you look shi**y!"
"Wow, Rod. I am just green with jealous rage right now."
"What's that song about a grandma getting run over by a reindeer?" "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer?" "Noooo."
You're just mad because people think I'm cool and you're short!
Or however the line went...
lmaooo made me laugh so hard. I f*ucking love Andy, Jorma, and Akiva.
This movie is awesome.
A cooked goose for everyone!
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