Hated it

My buddy told me I should watch this movie because it was an underrated, unexpected comedic masterpiece.

So I watched it. I thought the funny parts would be saved for the middle to end of the movie....Nope...ok, well maybe just the end....nope. Wtf?

So I took out the DVD from my player in fear of that this garbage would destroy it. I put it back in the case and drove over to my friends house. I knocked on his door, he answered, then I preceded to start punching him, eventually knocking him to the floor. He asked why I did such a thing to someone he thought was a friend. I held up the The Brothers Solomon case and him why he did such a thing to me that he thought was a friend.

I kicked him in the head, knocking him out, I pee'd all over him, put the DVD on his chest, then set fire to his house. I stayed out front to make sure he didn't escape, as I chained him to a fixture in the house.

Now, my friend is gone but I still can't unwatch this pile of crap. I would stilk say I lost in the end.