A review that goes too far...


Author: balgvan from New Zealand

I understand that people and kids will have gotten sick of the old Mickey Mouse and other Disney films and shows, but this one is absolutely terrible. The questions Mickey Mouse asks could be answered by a one-year-old if it knew how to talk. They also ripped off the characters: Goofy, Mickey Mouse, Pluto, Minny, Daisy and Donald. And that is not all.

I know I am not a kid anymore, but even I know what is a good kids show; Bear in the Big Blue House, for example. In this one, Mickey and the others have hardly any personality. Mickey is always smiling and knows what to do. Kids will love this, but I find it very stupid. Almost every episode rips off as much as a sequel does to a fairy tale or Disney classic. That is how the stories are here.

Also, that catchy but awfully unsuitable kids song, "Hot Dog". Everyone dances like a retard, especially Goofy. This is bad for kids to watch as they may learn to dance inappropriately. However there is more here. Mickey uses something called "Mousketools" to solve problems from a little flying machine shaped like Mickey's head. It is a bad name and the tools are ridiculous. I know that they wanted to make this simple for kids, but it will give them stupid ideas. How about gluesticking broken keys from the piano back to their places. That would really work, haha. You need superglue for that and superglue might not even be enough. Also, using a fishing rod to catch Goofy off his glider when it is out of control. Wouldn't the fishing rod break? There is much more about this, but I shouldn't need to explain it.

The colours and animation are poor. The backdrops and landscape are so poorly-designed a 4-year-old could make it a lot more better. This will fill kids with bad imaginations. Stuff like this should not be watched. I would rather show Hayao Miyazaki's (make of Spirited Away and Howl's Moving Castle) Princess Mononoke to my younger brother, even though it is quite violent. At least it would give kids good imaginations lifewise. Miyazaki teaches great things to kids. Not some of that; "be heroes and be brave (like in one Dora The Explorer episode)" or "Wow, you saw it right behind me, you have good eyes". I am not saying that playhouse should show anything violent. It is just that what they show on playhouse is sometimes not useful for kids growing up and some of it can easily be learned at school.

This kids show could not be much worse and must not be viewed. What has happened to the old Disney? What has changed Playhouse Disney so much? Parents, take precautions before showing this to your kids, because if you want them to be dumb for the rest of their life, you should choose to buy this.


Dude seriously what the hell man...

First off how do you Rip off characters when they are the SAME characters?? already you sound like a jackass.

And I love how you automatically know a good kids show, while I will agree that Bear in the Big Blue House was a good one, what else do you find so wonderful?? Cause their is a lot of garbage out their and if you name a single one of those shows, I can prove you are full of crap. And what are you talking they lack personality... they act like they always have for the last 70 years. And yes kids will love it and of course parents will find it stupid... my daughter LOVES this show, and when I am watching with her I find myself saying "wow... really??" But it's not geared toward the adults, it's geared towards the kids. And your analysis of the episodes "ripping off" makes no sense since you don't say what they rip off, you give some vague analogy and that's it...

As for the Hot Dog song... you really find that inappropriate? HOW?!?! and as for the dancing what is inappropriate?? what the hell are you watching?? Goofy dances goofy, that's his personality, which you claim is lacking, The others aren't doing anything inappropriate. And most kids in the age range the show is aimed at, they have little "dancing ability" unless they are in some dance classes at that age, My daughter is 2 and she sways back and forth and jumps around... Oh My GOD she's moving around, this must be stopped... And as far as the "Mousketools" EVERYTHING in the show is somehow tied to Mickey's name, for someone with such hatred you really know nothing. And how are they rediculous, some of them are fairly inventive, yeah a glue stick on the piano keys is far fetched... but do you want preschoolers using super glue?? dumbass... and again it... and follow me here cause this is the main point you fail to keep grasping... It, is, a, kids, show, sometimes, a, suspension, of, belief, needs, to, be, applied.

As for the production quality, maybe in New Zealand they send you the crappy copies, but here stateside, the show is CG animation, the colors are sharp, and the animation is good quality, the landscapes are designed well the motion of the characters is good, and when things are wet, they even have proper light reflections on them. And now you complain this is almost like Poison for children an admitted violent cartoon. Good Sir you have now just proven you truly are an idiot, claiming that a Violent Cartoon will encourage an imagination, encourage them to what? harm something? fight someone? Playhouse Disney is designed for the PRESCHOOL aged children, yes ALL of this can be learned in school... but the age range that most of the kids watching these shows the kids are NOT in school yet. It is meant for a child to get some sense before going to school.

Next time you go to review something try using an objective mindset and not one of just hating a show because you find it stupid... and I find it funny that you use Miyazaki as the answer to Disney. since he is considered the Disney of Japan.

Sorry, two's company, and three's an adult movie.

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I had to stop reading that. What a moron. He said it himself: it's for kids and they love it. My son lights up when it comes on and he's learning. Good with me!

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I had to stop reading that. What a moron. He said it himself: it's for kids and they love it. My son lights up when it comes on and he's learning. Good with me!
Just because kids love it doesn't mean it doesn't suck.

Kids are very undemanding. It's garbage and the kids deserve better.

“Am I a man or am I a Muppet? If I’m a Muppet, well I’m a very manly Muppet"

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Maybe its the adults that are way to demanding.....for a show that really isn't geared toward them, lol

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And yes kids will love it and of course parents will find it stupid... my daughter LOVES this show, and when I am watching with her I find myself saying "wow... really??" But it's not geared toward the adults, it's geared towards the kids.
That's an excuse for lazy, BAD writing.

Sesame Street was geared towards kids, too. Yet adults loved it. It was actually designed to appeal to adults as well in hopes that it would encourage adults to watch with their kids.

The reviewer posts some silly things that make little sense (like "it will teach kids to dance inappropriately"), but overall he is correct --- it's a BAD show. The writing is bad, the animation is bad, and there isn't a clever idea to be found. This show is an insult to the classic Disney characters, and an insult to today's kids.

We recently showed my girlfriend's 5 year old 'Fraggle Rock' on DVD, and she went nuts for it. It's so good that it stood the test of time. 20 plus years later, and we're watching it with a five year old and all three of us are enjoying it. DO you think Mickey Mouse Clubhouse will hold up in 20 years?
As for the production quality, maybe in New Zealand they send you the crappy copies, but here stateside, the show is CG animation, the colors are sharp, and the animation is good quality,
NO IT MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT!!! The computer animation is some of the WORST I've ever seen! Aside from the fact that the classic Disney characters simply don't translate well to computer animation (they just don't look right in computer animation), it's BAD computer animation and looks like a Playstation 2 game.

“Am I a man or am I a Muppet? If I’m a Muppet, well I’m a very manly Muppet"

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Jesus, what are you expecting in the form of writing Shakespeare?? I watch Sesame Street (the current version) and it is, IMO, garbage to what it once was. The fact that a fifth of the show is dedicated to a Muppet that speaks in third person. (yeah, that's teaching the kids good) That when we were that age, Elmo was a background Muppet. A few things here and there and that was it. And I still enjoy Fraggle Rock, but that is way different to what Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is. That's like comparing Gummi Bears to Team Umizoomi. Yeah, me, my wife and my daughter watch Gummi Bears and we all like it, and my daughter loves Team Umizoomi, but it makes me go, Wow... really...

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is a show akin to Dora the Explorer, Bubble Guppies, Team Umizoomi, Go Diego Go, Super Why.... Are YOU going to be watching those shows in 20 years with the then 25 year old for a laugh... OF COURSE NOT. These shows are geared for toddlers to Kindergarteners. Sesame Street is still a great show for kids... when was the last time you just decided... hey let me watch some Big Bird?


NO IT MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT!!! The computer animation is some of the WORST I've ever seen! Aside from the fact that the classic Disney characters simply don't translate well to computer animation (they just don't look right in computer animation), it's BAD computer animation and looks like a Playstation 2 game.
Are you blind or something... Have you played Kingdom Hearts or Kingdom Hearts 2. The character animation in this show is WAY better than any PS2 game I ever played and Those specific games. My dad has the SD versions on DVD for my daughter and son, and the quality is good. I've put the show on Disney HD and the quality looks good. And it is a *beep* TV show. your not getting Pixar or Dreamworks quality for every episode. The production cost would be astronomical and unsustainable.

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The quality is NOT GOOD.

You're making excuses for garbage.

“Am I a man or am I a Muppet? If I’m a Muppet, well I’m a very manly Muppet"

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You keep saying the quality is bad... Give me an example of good then jackass. If not, then shut the *beep* up already. Obviously you are biased against the show already. That is abundantly clear. Let's hear how YOU can make it better. I have heard NO suggestions on improvements, NO comparisons for "quality" CG animation. All I hear is, bitch, bitch, bitch...

Opinions are like a$$holes, everyone got one, and I don't want yours.

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You keep saying the quality is bad... Give me an example of good then jackass.
If you think the quality of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is good, than YOU are clearly the Jackass. Not me. It sucks.

You want GOOD quality? Look at this:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2768802/

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