I can't believe how foolish I was...
Hey there,
I am a major action movie fan, particularilly DTV action movies. But I've been sticking more with Dolph and Van Damme, plus Chuck Norris' The Cutter.
I'd been reading alot about Seagal's new efforts at had a couple fat koe chcukles at his expense, but never sat down and watched one of his new films. I guessed that the critics were probably just blowing it out of proportion. I mean, how could the same guy who made "Marked for Death" and "Under Siege" make films THIS bad, right? So I rented Flight of Fury.
Ten seconds in, warning signals went off. "Waitaminute, is that the theme from... Agent Red?" Stealing something from Dolph Lundgren's worst movie (which had already been stolen from a Micheal Dudikoff movie) was definitly not the best way to get me interested.
90 minutes later, I feel a hole in the very essence of my soul.
Dear god, I still can't believe how low he has fallen, what the hell happened to this man?